A Saturday Night Walked into a Bar tribute to Video Headers

[BOSSHOG]

Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

And of course - a question mark walks into a bar?

[Karadeniz]

1. Love these !!!

[BOSSHOG]

2. One more for you My Friend and Thank You

A bar was walked into by the passive voice

They make me chuckle to pain.

[Karadeniz]

3. Great !!!!!

[question everything]

4. Quite clever

[Tarzanrock]

5. An Interrobang walked into the bar ...

and immediately confused both the Question Mark and the Exclamation Point.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

6. Video headers walk into a bar because the bar is so low and posters don't care or post summaries. . . nt

[LudwigPastorius]

7. An ampersand walked into a restaurant and the hostess...

said, “I’ll seat you when the rest of your party shows up”.

A tilde walked into a bar and the bartender said, “I can tell from your accent that you’re not from around here”.

A caret walked into a bar and couldn’t get the bartender’s attention (who was intently chatting up a blonde customer).

The caret finally interrupted them saying, “Can I get a word in here?!”. The bartender said “Jeez buddy, don’t get bent out of shape”.

An ellipsis walked into a bar and…