Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

"Palace in the Sky" dropped out of the sky?

Shot while posing for "I was totally shot, you guys. Honest!" statue?

Torn apart by tens of millions of Moms on their special day?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Farted just as hogbreath sparked another controversey. Kamoob!

ICE impersonators mistake him for an undocumented immigrant...

Death by a thousand cuts from mtg's sharp tongue lashing?

Mistaken for a House Dem & slaughtered by DHS.

Imploded frim cognitive dissonance while preaching anti-choice & halting research for babies with heart defects.

[surfered]

11. How do you keep coming up with these?

[SheltieLover]

22. My hatred for that pos is intense, so lots bubbles up

[surfered]

32. Me too, but I'm struggling to come with one scenario and you guys are doing 3

[SheltieLover]

33. Consider how the day's news could blow up in his face...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. A hat for this thread

[True Dough]

3. Orrex

ought to own that cap. It's one of those, like this thread title, that doesn't need to specify the subject. Everyone just knows.

[Orrex]

18. That's very kind, but the real credit goes to the people who read and/or reply every day.

[SheltieLover]

23. The whole world is on slobby death watch, with eager anticipation

[North Shore Chicago]

4. Let him be known to historians

as The king who ate himself to death


Or, he could be a high rise window washer who took a step back to admire his work.

[SheltieLover]

24. He'd never wash windows as that is actual work

[hlthe2b]

5. Finally DEVOURED by the...

--Face in the mirror!

[SheltieLover]

25. Where do you find these?

[hlthe2b]

30. I get them frequently from a group of former colleagues & friends that are likewise both animal-lovers

and in need of some emailed "stress relief"... LOL

When I peruse the internet to find them, I often see those that can't be embedded, so I appreciate those they share--albeit not all fit the current "theme."

[SheltieLover]

31. Thx for sharing!

[underpants]

6. What in the Wide World of Sports is going on here?

[sop]

7. No, but he's starting to stink up the place...

[SheltieLover]

26. ...

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[C_U_L8R]

9. Uprising

Every town is Worcester and magat oppressors are run out on a rail.
Trump meets an ignoble tyrant's end, rage tweeting into social media while on the toilet.

[homegirl]

16. Will he exit this life

like Elvis OR Mussolini?

My projection is a severe stroke leaving him speechless, paralyzed, confined to a wheelchair for thirty years, before
death releases him.

When it is particularly difficult to deal with the madness of KOMRAD KRAZNOV--I ADD leprosy!

[surfered]

10. Failed to grasp the real meaning of "My Body, My Choice."

[malaise]

12. No

but millions of mother will postpone celebrating today for that really big day😀

[twodogsbarking]

13. Looked in the mirror and died of fright.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Hegseth breathed on an open flame and Mar-a-loco blew up.

[Dem4life1970]

15. I always look forward to this post!

Keep it coming! 😄

[Orrex]

19. Thanks, but I think we all look forward to it no longer being necessary!

[SheltieLover]

27. The whole world does!

[Martin Eden]

17. Was coaxed by John Cleese into eating a wafer thin mint

Then he exploded like Mr. Creosote.

[young_at_heart]

21. This IS the winner!!

It's an image (of Mr. Orange) that I cannot forget!

[republianmushroom]

20. Don't care how, just let it happen, now.

[SheltieLover]

28. From our keyboards to karma's ear!

📣 karma, clean up in aisle 47 please. Please bring lots of degreaser!

[republianmushroom]

29. Yup