This comment tells anyone all they EVER need to know about our current occupant at 1600 PA. Ave...

[Moostache]

This was attributed to Trump as a quote when confronted with the OBVIOUS conflict of interest and BRIBE that a $400M jet to 'replace' Air Force One represents. In which, the Tangerine Insane Clown President impunges Sam Snead (former professional golf legend) by misrepesenting a quote to mean that accepting bribes in office is no different than not taking a 3-foot putt in a non-tournament round of golf or match play...

"He had a motto, ‘When they give you a putt, you say thank you very much. You pick it up and walk to the next hole.’ A lot of people are stupid. They say no, no, I insist on putting it. Then they putt it, they miss it. Then their partner gets angry at them.”

“You know what? Remember that, Sam Snead, when he gives you a putt, you pick it up and say thank you very much.”

Golfing analogies that involve "gimme" putts are his entire pathetic worldview and life in a nutshell.

He is telling the world, "I am available for bribes, just make an offer", and to justify it, he is referencing the act of NOT competing in a sport where there is no referee and the players self-police themselves on their honor - a concept so foreign to that tub of shit in a bad suit and worse make-up, that he cannot conceive of why there is a difference between a CONCEDED putt in match play and a "gimme" in stroke play or skins or wagering with people in a round of golf. Then he conflates it with Sam Snead to try and steal credibility from the other, unrelated and non-germaine accomplishments of one of golf's legends... to somehow try to reflect better on him.

EVERYTHING - absolutely EVERYTHING - in that douche nozzle's world is a pathetic tit-for-tat exchange and influence peddling. It is like watching an old-time 3-card Monte scammer whose lost his sleight of hand and tricks but wants everyone to believe he is just as slippery and greasy as always. He is the breathing embodiment of corruption and graft on am unimaginable scale when you have ANY sense of decency or propietity.

The man makes me want to crucify kittens if it would make him go away even a nanosecond faster than his impending coronary attack that will (hopefully) attack with alacrity anon! For fuck's sake universe, isn't this clown's karmic account empty YET?!?!?!?

[sop]

1. It was also a really bad, head-scratching analogy.

WTF does a gimme putt have to do with illegally accepting a $400M jet from a foreign country? A gimme putt is traditional golf etiquette, a simple courtesy to speed up the pace of play. Trump's diseased brain can't make the distinction.

[mnhtnbb]

8. He's known to cheat at gimme putts

Often just picks up his ball when it's outside the range of a traditional gimme and whoever is playing with him is forced to allow him the gimme, or there will be no playing with him again.

He's a giant sack of $hit, with no ethics, no integrity, and certainly no respect for the rule of law, The Constitution, or even the rules of golf.

[brush]

9. TSF is lying again. If there is a wager on the match, there are no gimme putts.

This from a golf hacker who has made and missed many non-gimmes.

But to the real deal. Steven Miller and his other handlers keep him happy with golf, KFC buckets and few oft repeated superlatives like: "there's never been anything like it."

[Irish_Dem]

2. People giving him expensive gifts and cash are just being nice.

Take it and run.
Ask no questions.

[Ping Tung]

5. "nice" because they're giving the gifts to someone who is so needy.

The poor guy may need to replace the golden toilet and latest trophy wife.

[Irish_Dem]

7. Never mind the laws, rules, ethics.

Yes poor Trump.
He has to buy more gold bling and find another wife.

[Baitball Blogger]

3. Any minute now, the man who is the Con Artist of the deal will come up with a negotiating offer.

If you all let me have the jet, I'll use it to bring back Abrego Garcia.

[Johonny]

4. To be clear. Those around him cant accept gifts

Over a value of 25 bucks. Because there are actually rules and regulations on this shit.

[marble falls]

6. Easy to say, Mango T. Jebus never really worked at or for anything.

[PatSeg]

10. He's been accruing that karmic debt for decades now

With interest, it is bound to be astronomical by now. There are no freebies at the Universal Karma Bank & Trust.

[calimary]

11. "...that tub of shit in a bad suit and worse make-up"

That description is pure Almond Joy stuff: “Indescribably delicious”!

You don’t just write, Moostache. You embroider with a pen.

[ultralite001]

12. Perhaps Krasnov is considering a retrospective... [NSFW]

photo shoot w/ the new Air Force One...

commemorating how Melania Knauss secured permanent residency in the United States under a visa program designed for Oscar-winners, Olympic athletes + nuclear physicists. Those “extraordinary abilities” + “sustained national + international acclaim” secured her an EB-1 Visa, created under the US Immigration Act of 1990, which Melania was granted in late 2001



For the rest of the "story":
https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/donald-trump-melania-trump-knauss-first-lady-erections

[Seinan Sensei]

13. Eighty yards short and in the rough

In Orange Bizarro’s self-centered world, THAT is a gimme.

I have no words

“isn't this clown's karmic account empty YET?“ (see above) will suffice nicely for now.

[ProfessorGAC]

14. Major Flaw In His Analogy

He has never waited for someone to concede a putt.
He just picks up the ball and assumes he would have made it.

[chouchou]

15. I can understand his brilliant logic. A 747-8 Jetliner can fly. A golf ball when hit with a club, will fly.

Same thing. Discussion over.

[returnee]

16. I'm just hearing about this plane thing now.

To replace AF 1? We would replace it with a gift from a terrorist organization? This is a joke right? Entertaining such an idea would be such a security risk as to be impeachable.

[jmowreader]

17. A $400 million jet is far from a gimme putt

It’s more like getting the green jacket at the Masters when you’re in Colorado during the tournament playing cards because you don’t like golf.