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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(132,358 posts)
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 08:01 PM 18 hrs ago

Critics Sink Trump's Bonkers Battleship Plans: 'Got The Design From G.I. Joe'

President Donald Trump unveiled a new class of so-called “battleships” on Monday, but his plans are already hitting rough waters on social media.

In remarks from his Mar-a-Lago estate, the president claimed that the two “Trump Class” military vessels would be the “fastest, the biggest and by far 100 times more powerful than any battleship ever built.”

Trump described himself as a “very aesthetic person” while noting that he, along with the U.S. Navy, would work on the design of the vessels. Trump said the administration aims to make up to 25 of the ships, thus adding to its goal of creating a “Golden Fleet.”

Renderings of the “USS Defiant” showed a vessel firing what appeared to be a laser beam and launching missiles. The vessel featured an illustrated logo of Trump raising his fist, as he did in the moments after the assassination attempt on him in Butler, Penn., last year.

Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.

Steve Herman (@newsguy.bsky.social) 2025-12-22T22:55:14.884Z


“WHOEVER DESIGNED THE TRUMP CLASS ‘BATTLESHIP’ GOT THE DESIGN FROM GI JOE,” Nance wrote.




https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/critics-sink-trumps-bonkers-battleship-033626717.html
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Critics Sink Trump's Bonkers Battleship Plans: 'Got The Design From G.I. Joe' (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 18 hrs ago OP
I'm shocked they're not gold. sop 18 hrs ago #1
It looks like a second-rate videogame knockoff C_U_L8R 18 hrs ago #2
He can't even get fleece Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 13 hrs ago #15
Awfully small battleship. A good name for it would be USS Mushroom. It'd still have an apt TACO connection. marble falls 18 hrs ago #3
You know what they say C_U_L8R 18 hrs ago #4
First Thing I Thought Too! ProfessorGAC 1 hr ago #17
The illustration looked like the box of a model I may have assemble in the 60s. The US quit building battleships ... marble falls 35 min ago #18
It did the trick. Woodwizard 18 hrs ago #5
Elon Musk has leftover flat steel plates from Cybertruck bucolic_frolic 18 hrs ago #6
Vanity and grift. Irish_Dem 18 hrs ago #7
Brings to mind Reagan's "Star Wars" program PatSeg 18 hrs ago #8
"Trump Class" is the perfect example of an oxymoron. Dave Bowman 18 hrs ago #9
And I thought Hegsethwas Du916 17 hrs ago #10
If it is ever built it will sink as soon as it comes off the ways. GP6971 16 hrs ago #11
He never grew up past middle school fujiyamasan 16 hrs ago #12
Chump class ships will work as well as the elevators Hassler 15 hrs ago #13
Hah UTUSN 15 hrs ago #14
MaddowBlog-Trump names battleship class after himself, advancing his personalization crusade LetMyPeopleVote 1 hr ago #16

C_U_L8R

(48,794 posts)
2. It looks like a second-rate videogame knockoff
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 08:07 PM
18 hrs ago

They could have at least hired some budding fan-artist.
This is hack work.

Golden Fleet? More like Golden Fleece.

marble falls

(70,480 posts)
3. Awfully small battleship. A good name for it would be USS Mushroom. It'd still have an apt TACO connection.
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 08:10 PM
18 hrs ago

ProfessorGAC

(75,694 posts)
17. First Thing I Thought Too!
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 01:38 PM
1 hr ago

Looks more like a small cruiser or even a destroyer. Maybe a coast guard cutter.
Not surprised though, that he wouldn't know one ship from another.

marble falls

(70,480 posts)
18. The illustration looked like the box of a model I may have assemble in the 60s. The US quit building battleships ...
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 02:15 PM
35 min ago

... 1944. Big boat - big target. At least an aircraft carrier can release holy hell on an adversary. And we have three or four times as many as the rest of the world together.

Woodwizard

(1,260 posts)
5. It did the trick.
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 08:11 PM
18 hrs ago

Another histrionic reaction to something that will never happen.

EPSTEIN FILES.

fujiyamasan

(1,127 posts)
12. He never grew up past middle school
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 10:28 PM
16 hrs ago

Or whenever that degenerate punk ass was sent to “military” prep school. He’s still playing with Gi Joes (thr entire US military) but of course he always rooted for the Cobras.

I can’t believe people think, yeah that’s the guy I want with the nuclear football.

LetMyPeopleVote

(174,319 posts)
16. MaddowBlog-Trump names battleship class after himself, advancing his personalization crusade
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 01:33 PM
1 hr ago

Sticking his name on everything is especially difficult to defend as it so plainly does little to meet the nation’s needs.

The personalization of government is advancing at ridiculous speeds:
- Trump-class battleships
- Trump’s name added to Kennedy Center, Institute for Peace
- legal-tender coin featuring Trump’s face (on both sides)
- Trump Gold Cards
- Trump Accounts
- F-47 fighter jets
- 47-day ICE training

Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) 2025-12-23T14:04:44.654Z

https://www.ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-names-battleship-class-after-himself-advancing-his-personalization-crusade

It’s hardly a secret that Donald Trump desperately wants to apply his name to things, but the president cares nearly as much about adding the word “gold” to assorted labels. Just in the course of the past year, for example, we’ve seen him emphasize everything from “Gold Cards” to a “Golden Dome” to a “Golden Age” for the nation. (Never mind the shiny curlicues he’s slapped up all over the Oval Office.)

Once in a great while, though, the Republican finds a way to check both boxes simultaneously. My MS NOW colleague Erum Salam reported:

The United States will build new ‘Trump-class’ battleships as part of a ‘Golden Fleet,’ President Donald Trump announced Monday. […]

‘They’ll be the fastest, the biggest and by far 100 times more powerful than any battleship ever built,’ Trump said at a news conference at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida. He was joined by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Navy Secretary John Phelan and Secretary of State Marco Rubio.


So, on the one hand, we’re talking about a fleet that joins the president’s “golden” list while, on the other, Trump is also naming a class of battleships after himself. The White House promoted illustrations of the unbuilt ships featuring an emblem that centers Trump with a raised fist — a detail that reinforces concerns that this is less about national security and more about self-aggrandizement and self-glorification on the part of the president.

Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.

Steve Herman (@newsguy.bsky.social) 2025-12-22T22:55:14.884Z


For those keeping score, Trump and his allies have now applied his name to the Kennedy Center and the Institute of Peace, unveiled a commemorative legal-tender coin that that will feature his face on both sides and launched “Trump Gold Cards” and “Trump Accounts.” By some accounts, the president wants the upcoming White House ballroom to be named after him, too.

But wait, there’s more. Trump wants a football stadium in the nation’s capital to be named after him; the nation’s next-generation fighter jet will have an F-47 designation in honor of him (he is the nation’s 47th president); and training for incoming Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents was reduced from 50 days to 47 days for the same reason.

We are witnessing the personalization of the American government in real time, and it’s advancing at ridiculous speeds (and in ridiculous directions).....

Montgomery said the new frigate has “zero tactical use” and that officials appear to be “focused on the president’s visual that a battleship is a cool-looking ship.”

This isn’t how a global superpower is supposed to function. The administration’s plan is moving forward anyway.

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