Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Sucked into a https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220984885preening, scowling void of pure nothingness?

Run over by 33 cars while observing preparations for the Freedom 250 Grand Prix?

Had one stroke for each time he's mentioned in the Epstein files?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Fell asleep watching the Melania movie

and fell out of the presidential box. Landed on Mitch McConnell, killing both on impact.

[twodogsbarking]

9. I like that. I can mind see it. Oh the humanity.

[WestMichRad]

2. Another month of disappointment in the obituaries

Rooting for success in February! (Or January 31 late editions)

[SheltieLover]

3. Sadly, not yet but there is still plenty of time today.

[malaise]

4. No but

A federal judge warned Justice Department lawyers on Friday that they were making “dangerous” and “horrifying” statements when they said the Trump Administration can decide what part of American history to display at National Park Service sites… “You can’t erase history once you’ve learned it. It doesn’t work that way,” said Senior U.S. District Judge Cynthia Rufe, an appointee of President George W. Bush.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143608812

[twodogsbarking]

11. Thanks my friend.

[sop]

17. "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." - Aldous Huxley

[SheltieLover]

5. Link in #1 not working.

[littlemissmartypants]

8. ❤️

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220984885

[orangecrush]

10. ...

[SheltieLover]

13. Thx, Pants!

💞

[littlemissmartypants]

16. My pleasure, SL! 💞

[Joinfortmill]

6. No, but soon. I think Satan is getting tired of me asking him to take his spawn home.

[twodogsbarking]

7. Runned over by a Pink Cadillac cruising down the streets.

Love ya Bruce.

[littlemissmartypants]

12. Very good selection this morning, Orrex! I get excited

Every morning when I see your OP on the home page. Because I know, someday, the answer will be, "YES!!!"

Love you! Have a wonderful day! 🌞❤️

[SheltieLover]

14. Same here, Pants!

[LymphocyteLover]

15. I'll take #3 -- he deserves a state where he's paralyzed but can hear judgement come down on him and he can't talk back

[sop]

19. Totally incapacitated by a cardiovascular event, bedridden and confined to a skilled nursing facility, "cared for" by

a team of angry immigrant women separated from their children, whose husbands were rendered to CECOT for torture, forced to wear the same soiled diapers for days, with no one to arrange his ratty weave or apply skin bronzer, abandoned by Melania while she cavorts with the Mar-a-Lago pool boy, forgotten by his children who are busy fighting over what's left of his estate after all the lawsuits from Epstein survivors, listening to cable news 24/7 discuss his many failures...

[dalton99a]

25. +1

[niyad]

18. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

20. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

24. Can we pls fast forward?

[surfered]

29. Yes! Which button do we press?

[SheltieLover]

23. Cripes. Another day of waiting... soon.

[hlthe2b]

21. "OMG! Mom is so mad at me for getting in the garbage, she's going to make me see the MELANIA movie!!!"

"Someone save me!!!!"

[SheltieLover]

22. Oh no!

That's some serious side eye...

[dalton99a]

26. I want to see a long-form death certificate

and a receipt from the landfill

[Evolve Dammit]

27. Extra wide load procession to landfill

[Blue Owl]

28. His fucking head should be rolling down Pennsylvania Ave after yesterday's file drop

How in the name of all that is holy is this HORRID FREAK not run out of town?