Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Jumped from a bridge because four imaginary presidents told him to?

Stabbed by an eagle clutching 13 arrows in its talon?

Swept away by a wave of raw sewage?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

4. I have a dream

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

16. Truer words have never been written!

[SheltieLover]

15. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[hlthe2b]

2. "Your Karma has caught up with you, Orange Blob!"

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And to the rest of us, Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. Aw cute

Happy St Patrick's Day! ☘️

[twodogsbarking]

3. Drowned in green beer.

[GopherGal]

18. Sure it wasn't the Chicago River?

A little stumble on a slippery ramp while visiting Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago? (Better sue the owner, but I hear he doesn't pay his debts.)

It can be difficult to distinguish from green beer this time of year.

[twodogsbarking]

19. Factor in that I am colorblind. Brown, green, meh.

[GopherGal]

20. Either way, it'd be hard to tell with all that orange makeup in it.

Green dye + orange hand makeup = ??? probably orange/brownish plumes in the green river water.

[surfered]

5. Taken out by all our NATO allies.

[SocialDemocrat61]

6. Celebrating St. Patrick's Day

and drank too much Jameson. Drown in a pool of his own vomit.

[malaise]

7. Jumped from a bridge because four imaginary presidents told him to?

They all said It wasn’t me - caught orange- handed 😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143633779

[malaise]

8. No but he lies better than Shaggy

[Goonch]

9. ;-{) Aqua Net

[Joinfortmill]

10. Closer each day. TickTock

[generalbetrayus]

11. Visits China, gets thrown off of the Great Wall by a nasty woman.

[Wicked Blue]

12. He receives a six-pack of special Diet Coke from the Iranian embassy

and the rest is history.

His cankles explode.

Someone mixes Novichok into his hand makeup.

Found on the floor of the fake gold Oval Office with multiple deep wounds that look suspiciously like spike heel marks.

Lion escapes from the National Zoo and gets into the White House, where the pussy grabs him.

[RainCaster]

13. Blown up by one of those 1700 terrorist cells

Yeah, he knows all about those...

[SheltieLover]

14. Reaper tricked him to the other side with pot of gold?

Died of shock when former allies told him no?

[bluestarone]

17. We need a wizard of OZ tornado to sweep his ass up and drop him in

IRAN!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. EVERY country is anxiously waiting for this moment.