Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Waffle-related teleportation accident?

Killed by cheap-ass drones bought from disreputable supplier?

Collapsed during pickle ball match?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Went to visit the naval academy

and accidentally walked overboard trying to find the bathroom.

[lastlib]

2. You should've KNOWN......

...not to walk out on that plank!

[lastlib]

3. I hope that soon.....

your daily question is, "Is he STILL dead??"

[littlemissmartypants]

4. If the first doesn't work, he has options.

🌞Good morning, Orrex. I hope you have a lovely day. Thank you. ❤️

[malaise]

5. No but

He thinks he can kill everyone in Cuba

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221113051

[hlthe2b]

6. "Every day I hopefully check Orrex's thread and sadly...

NO...Soon? You don't want to see me MAD!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

28. Lol

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

9. Soon...

.

[surfered]

15. I have a dream that if he's not dead, then at least...

[niyad]

16. There is that.

[GopherGal]

25. Needs a gag.

In that pictured get-up, he can still talk.

[SheltieLover]

8. Swept away by Bald Eagle who recognized slob as vermin?

[Ocelot II]

10. Sometimes I amuse myself by imagining where I will be when I hear the news.

Will I be at home watching TV or doing laundry? Out for a walk? Grocery shopping? At a choir rehearsal or a Zoom meeting? Will I find out because there's a Breaking News bulletin on TV or because my fitness watch buzzes a news alert, or because car horns are honking and people are running around singing and drinking right from their champagne bottles? Will I be able to make it to the liquor store before all the champagne is sold out? Where will I celebrate, and how drunk will I get? Will there be many parties or one great big one downtown? Or both? What songs will I sing before I pass out on my own or a neighbor's front lawn?

It's going to happen. I just hope we don't have to wait much longer.

[niyad]

14. That is a wonderful list. May I suggest, however, that you purchase

your chosen bubbly now, and keep it chilled for immediate use when, as the song says, that man is dead and gone? A number of us here are doing just that, to make certain that we have it. Can be used and replenished as needed until that happy day.

[hlthe2b]

17. Well, wherever it is, it will be memorable for decades. Every detail, smell, sound, look and

anything you might have been eating. Monumental events are like that...

[no_hypocrisy]

11. I want him to suffer.

I want TSF to endure the virus I've had since January 2 with a head/chest cold on top of it.

No sleep.

Incessant coughing with disgusting stringy sputum.

Nostrils are ornamental, not utilitarian.

[malaise]

12. You'd better get well soon

That’s an order😀.

[no_hypocrisy]

13. Trying my damnedest. Thank you!

[hlthe2b]

19. Beyond, Influenza, COVID-19, RSV, Adenovirus... it may well have been Metapneumovirus

This is the first year the extent of circulation has been more recognized, but it is one that lingers and readily leads to complications, including bronchitis or pneumonia. Because Human Metapneumovirus (HMPV) has no vaccine nor specific treatment outside of symptomatic measures, a lot of physicians won't send out labs to confirm/ I wish that they would so we would know the extent of current incidence/prevalence.

Regardless, this too shall pass and hope it is sooner than later. To your returned good health.

[no_hypocrisy]

20. Thank you.

I'm not leaving my home today . . . . .

[jfz9580m]

18. Damn shame that guy who teleported into a waffle house

Is far right
I am generally supportive of innocuous persons who spontaneously teleport into ditches and waffle houses.
That has happened to me in the past..I am glad I don’t drink anymore. Way fewer incidents of teleportation I find.

[Prairie_Seagull]

21. Long covid finally gets him. nt

[Grim Chieftain]

24. That certainly would be appropriate

after all the people he killed through his mishandling of covid during his first term.

Lord, he's a plague on this country.

[twodogsbarking]

22. Saying he wanted a hamberder he grabbed the controls on Air Farce One and landed in Iran.

[Moostache]

23. My nerw standard response?

Not yet...but the day is not over yet!

[GopherGal]

26. Drowned in maple syrup after one too many "51st state" threats.

Thank you, Mark Carney. Nobel Peace Prize incoming.

[Goonch]

27. ;-{) Tic Tok

[Blue Owl]

29. Spectacular golf cart catastrophe

[stage left]

30. Anticipation...

is making me wait. Keeping me waiting.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

31. This made me smile

Link to tweet