Looks like Rapin' War Monger Typo Grampy is soiling his diaper while waving a white flag in the direction of Iran.

[Miles Archer]

Writing in all caps, Trump said, “I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST.”

Trump made a typo within his first few words, writing “PLEASE” instead of “PLEASED.” He also wrote “WITCH” instead of “WHICH.”

He continued: “BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS.”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/panicked-trump-79-reveals-major-war-u-turn-in-typo-riddled-meltdown/

[malaise]

1. This raving lunatic is the most

Unserious leader in the history of the planet

Rec

[spanone]

2. TACO

[SergeStorms]

31. Precisely.

Even his MAGAts are angry, so TACO caves in once again. His popularity-meter is nearing 'E' and he soooooo loves to be popular, even if it's only with the MAGAts!

[Hugin]

3. It sure sounds like a ceasefire to me.

Didn't he earlier say he doesn't do ceasefires?

[gab13by13]

6. A ceasefire?

Blowing up nuclear power plants is a war crime. I would hope our generals would refuse to follow such an order.

[usonian]

28. I have lost confidence in the spine of our armed forces since my earlier post.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220295160

There is no Petrov left in the U.S.

It is up to us to stop the madman.

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[wnylib]

20. Gaslighting and dissembling

[Hugin]

32. Just being himself, then

Also, apparently lying.

[gab13by13]

4. Once again this is giving credence to Krasnov's idea to commit a war crime.

Iran denies these talks. Blowing up nuclear power plants is a fucking war crime and military brass should refuse to follow that order.

Postponing a war crime is not OK, not ever considering it is the right response.

This is the 2nd article that borders on a right wing talking point. Krasnov's use of threatening war crimes gets Iran to negotiate is a fucking lie. Iran denies that talks are progressing as Krasnov claims they are.

[malaise]

5. THIS

Rec

[gab13by13]

14. malaise, I am so pissed about these articles here,

and one reason is that I got spanked last night for a post where my point was that ICE doesn't go after rich undocumented workers it only goes after poor people. My post was considered a right wing talking point.

Look at all of the cut and paste articles this morning and every one misses the main point. Krasnov postpones committing war crimes to get his way was never mentioned, I had to do my own thread, maybe it will get alerted on?

Are there any other sites similar to DU that you go to? I need a backup in case I get tossed. I don't do X or Bluesky.

[malaise]

15. Like you I have no back up

[Avalon Sparks]

30. Naked Capitalism

It’s my first go to everyday. It has great news coverage, under the daily Links section, and while it’s not a message board like this, the comment section under each post is great and very informative.

Nakedcapitalism.com

[Miles Archer]

7. "...not even through intermediaries..."

MeidasTouch

‪@meidastouch.com‬
Iran says Trump is lying

Iran says Trump is lying

— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) 2026-03-23T11:58:38.088Z

[Ray Bruns]

13. Nothing but market manipulation.

[vanessa_ca]

18. Correct. According to Iran there has been no contact, either direct or indirect

Iran simply tweeted back a long list of all the power stations they'd obliterate in response, along with maps. And the promise of a new weapon. I'd post links but it's too hit or miss here.

“There are no negotiations underway with the United States.”

“We reject Trump’s claim about ongoing talks, and the Islamic Republic of Iran will not accept any negotiations until its objectives in the war are achieved. Trump’s remarks are a retreat from his earlier threats, but Iran’s position has not changed. As for the Strait of Hormuz, we reaffirm that this passage will remain closed to aggressors.”

Ras Al-Khair Desalination → LARGEST in the world → millions lose water

Shuqaiq Power Plant → southern Saudi grid GONE

Al Kharsaah Power Plant → Qatar grid hit

Ras Laffan C Power + Water → Qatar's lifeline GONE

UAE Taweelah Desalination → one of Gulf's biggest → UAE water supply hit

UAE Barakah Power Plant → UAE's NUCLEAR plant → strike = fallout risk

Bahrain’s Al Dur Power + Water → Bahrain's PRIMARY water source → 60% dependent

North Zour Power Plant → Kuwait's largest → 90% desalination dependent

Aqaba Thermal → Jordan's south grid
Samra Power Plant → 40% of Jordan's total electricity

[multigraincracker]

8. Now that it is under control, let's get

to releasing the Epstein Files.

[malaise]

9. Donvict threatened to commit a war crime

I hope the entire world heard and plans to act

[Miles Archer]

10. There was a post on Bluesky I should have snagged to post here

Didn't check the user's profile to see their country of origin, so I don't know if it was in our out of the U.S, but it was basically "Is this happening because of America's inability to impeach their president?"

And sadly, the answer...at least in part...is "yes."

[malaise]

11. Agree

Rec

[Hope22]

12. Epstein...Epstein....Epstein....

More than time for the release of the Epstein Trump files!

[Botany]

21. And while they are at it they can release the Muller report too.

N/t.

[Hope22]

23. I hear that!

It’s been a long road! Fitzmas, Muller, Epstein Trump! This baggage gets heavy! Time to unload!!

[Botany]

25. From the 1st page of the Mueller Report

In his report, released in April 2019, Mr. Mueller concluded that “the Russian government perceived it would benefit from a Trump presidency and worked to secure that outcome,” and that the Trump campaign “expected it would benefit electorally from information stolen and released through Russian efforts.”

[Hope22]

33. The message gets lost in the noise..

So far I can still live by never give up but the exhaustion is real! Take care.

[Botany]

36. "The message gets lost in the noise.."

The noise is very purposeful. Bill Barr pushed “his noise” in order to hide what the Muller Report.

We are in dangerous times.

Take care,

[Irish_Dem]

16. Sounds like he lost the war.

[mountain grammy]

17. Will Bibi comply?

[bromeando]

19. trump

Iran is denying the conversations.

[ms liberty]

22. This just in: We can now report that the raving lunatic remains a raving lunatic.

That is all.

[Resistance1]

24. His bluff was called and he caved

When Iran threatened to blow up energy and water sources if trump struck their gas fields. He really does not know how to get out of the shit storm he has created.

[Trueblue Texan]

26. Such an embarrassment. nt

[AverageOldGuy]

27. Translation:

I surrender! I hope everyone forgets about this before November. Meanwhile I’ll look for something else to distract from the you-know-who files.

[Turbineguy]

29. Iran has one nuclear power plant

and it's run by Russians. Bomb it and he's stepping on Putin's dick.

[dalton99a]

35. +1

[Dr. T]

34. So now he will shift his attention to Cuba?

I feel an epic stomach ache coming on.