Zelensky nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize:

[applegrove]

President Zelensky is a Hero for the whole world! He deserves the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize more than anyone ever! 👏👏👏

— (@ga36542.bsky.social) 2026-03-25T01:13:19.416Z

[B.See]

1. Whaaaaaa???

Not Donnie, Bibi or Vlad?? Can't for the life of me imagine why.

[Ms. Toad]

48. Remember, the nominations can come from a large number of people.

Including past Nobel winners. Like María Corina Machado, who already gave her Nobel prize to Trump. Don't think a nomination of Trump isn't already in the works.

Here's a list of those eligible to make nominations:

* Members of national assemblies and national governments (cabinet members/ministers) of sovereign states as well as current heads of state
* Members of The International Court of Justice in The Hague and The Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague
* Members of l'Institut de Droit International
* Members of the International Board of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom
* University professors, professors emeriti and associate professors of history, social sciences, law, philosophy, theology, and religion; university rectors and university directors (or their equivalents); directors of peace research institutes and foreign policy institutes
* Persons who have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
* Members of the main board of directors or its equivalent of organizations that have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
* Current and former members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee (proposals by current members of the Committee to be submitted no later than at the first meeting of the Committee after 1 February)
* Former advisers to the Norwegian Nobel Committee

[B.See]

57. I was being sarcastic.

[marble falls]

2. Oh, somewhere in this MAGA'd land the sun is shining bright;

The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy at Merde Lardo, the catsup has run out.

[EYESORE 9001]

15. ...

[rampartd]

35. i'd call it "donnie at the bat" if

that did not sound more like trump's turn at an epstein girl

[SheltieLover]

36. Nicely done, MF!

[Deuxcents]

3. This is the best post to close my day! I approve this message 👏

[Roy Rolling]

70. Not only a "Noble" Prize

I think a FIFA World Peace statue is deserved.

[2naSalit]

4. I could get behind that!

100% !!

[sheshe2]

5. what woah....

trumplestiltskin gonna be mad.



President Zelensky deserves that award.

Slava Ukraini

[littlemissmartypants]

27. 🌻🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦🌻 Slava Ukraini! 🌻🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦🌻

[sheshe2]

62. I'm with you, gurl!

[1WorldHope]

59. He does deserve it. But he probably didn't need that right now.

Who knows how the clown king will get his revenge.

[Cha]

6. What a beautiful photo of the Noble Peace

Nominee and his wife, Zelensky and Olena.

Mahalo, apple and Thanks to the Oslo Prof who nominated Zelensky!

[BattleRow]

49. And hes not even wearing a suit! Love it.

[calimary]

7. Really? EXCELLENT!!!

Yes, YES, and YES!!!

[graycampervan]

16. Excellent

Absolutely FANTASTIC!!!!! The responce is going to be cosmic! What out Norway, he's got your name on a nuke!

[tanyev]

8. "Oh dear gawd" said Donny's Caps Lock key.

[electric_blue68]

37. BAAHAHAHAAA!

[erronis]

46. Spittle and ketchup spewing out of his lips while he's punching the poor keyboard.

Stevie Miller may have to take over with his autospew crap.

[electric_blue68]

58. They may have to Replace the poor keyboard!

[ShazzieB]

63. I don't think Schlump ever uses an actual computer.

He does all his posting on his phone, so he'll probably have to replace the whole damned thing!

I actually have a mental image of boxes of replacement iPhones being stored at Mar-a-Lago and at the White House, so there's always a replacement handy when he smashes one throwing it against at the wall in a rage!

[electric_blue68]

68. Oh, yeahhh, you're probably right! I think bc I used computers off, and on for sooo long....

before I ever had a basic cellphone, let alone a smart phone; that's what naturally came to mind.

That's funny. The idea of "boxes of replacement phones"!

So.... let us imagine....
Scenario:

"ZING!!!"
[nearby Secret Service Agent (Ooops! Duck!!!)]
Smash!
Secret Service Agent (internal silent sigh): "Here, Mr President". *Hands drumphf a new IPhone*.
😄😄😄 👍

[Skittles]

9. OH MY

[Keepthesoulalive]

10. What is tangerine tyrant going to destroy next

Whenever his tiny little feelings are hurt, the whole world will feel it.

[OAITW r.2.0]

11. Indeed, this man and his Country deserve it.

Application of Intelligence against corroded military tech and strategy is astounding,

[Crunchy Frog]

12. I'm not sure that anyone gets a peace prize for fighting a war

despite the absolute necessity of that war being fought.

What I really want to see is for his country to be freed from the hordes and finally begin putting itself back together.

I've never in my life seen any people fight so hard for their freedom, independence, and national survival.

[BurnDoubt]

18. Europe can still enjoy their Freedom thanks to this Brave Man and his Courageous Countrymen. That ain't NOTHIN'.

Certainly more consequential than Kraznov’s Limp-Dick support.
The Treasonous Transactionalist deserves the Piss Prize for Whore Rasslin’ for a Hotel in Red Square.

[Crunchy Frog]

22. He deserves to die of grief and confusion

after his buddy Putin finally gets offed.

[blue blues]

13. ketchup on the wall soon

but but but he didn't end 8 wars

[wnylib]

29. Didn't start any, either.

[Akakoji]

14. I've been nominated 4 times.

Anyone can pretty much nominate anyone they want to, similar to the MacArthur Foundation Leadership Awards. The committee that goes through all the nominees deserves an award. As does Zelensky. Having won a MacArthur I have some say in nominating people that will actually be considered. The Nobels don’t care what anyone says or how much influence they believe they should exert. But Trump will never get one. Of that I am absolutely certain.

[Disaffected]

28. This however is a "formal" nomination.

IOWs, one that counts. It's explained in the OP.

[Akakoji]

41. True dat

I didn't get he award though.

[Farmer-Rick]

17. Well Zelenaky is much more deserving

Than that silly woman María Corina Machado, who gave her medal to pedo Trump. Then invited him to bomb her country illegally. And he did......yeah peace prize, right.

[BurnDoubt]

20. He DOES cheapen everything he touches (Sorry, Melania, but...)

[CTyankee]

65. Oh, didn't you see her slap his hand away? She doesn't want to touch him either!

[applegrove]

21. I think she was in hiding before he bombed her country.

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Maduro was captured. Then she visited Trump and gave him her Nobel Peace Prize..

[littlemissmartypants]

19. I love him with my whole heart.

My lock screen is a clip from the parody, titled “Djuice Style”, performed by him with the cast of the comedy group Kvartal95. It was an advertisement for the Ukrainian mobile company Djuice almost 15 years ago. He even wears the same suit as the original Gangnam Style.




In my dreams, he's dancing. I want him and Ukraine to live in a free and happy world.

No one on the planet deserves a peace prize more than my president, Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

Guess who's been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?

Guess who's been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?

— (@2diamondeyes.bsky.social) 2026-03-25T05:14:55.909Z

FDT

[tanyev]

40. Oh my goodness, he nailed that Gangnam video.

I get frustrated with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert when they do things like jump on the "Ha, ha, Biden is old!" train, but I know that either one of them would have done a million times better job than Trump had they somehow ended up as president. Hell, a 35-year-old ham sandwich would do a better job than Trump.

[littlemissmartypants]

43. Zelenskyy was an attorney before he became an entertainer.

He's a sharp cookie from several directions.
❤️👋

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. I think that Zelensky deserves this award

[fierywoman]

25. I agree a gazillion %.

[calimary]

38. So do I.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

24. Trump must be shitting himself big time

[wnylib]

30. My concern is that Zelenskyy's nomination

might cause Trump to act against Ukraine's interests in retaliation.

[littlemissmartypants]

33. He already has. DJ's a psychopath. He doesn't give a hoot about anyone.

Characteristics of Psychopaths

1. Aggressive, callous, and cunning
2. Complete absence of conscience and empathy
3. Very adept at manipulating others
4. Willingness to engage in immoral, criminal conduct
5. Willingness to take what they want and do as they please, regardless of who is hurt or wronged
6. Deceptive ability to appear outwardly benevolent
7. Deceptive ability to behave in superficially charming ways to hide purely selfish motives
8. Willingness to use intimidation and violence to control others in order to satisfy their own needs
9. Willingness to intentionally violate the basic inherent human rights of others
10. Complete absence of any sense of guilt or remorse for the harm their actions have caused to others
11. Rationalization of their own immoral behavior
12. Will attempt to lay blame upon someone else for their own conduct
13. Denial, will deny their own wrongdoing outright
14. Utter contemptuousness toward the feelings and desires of their fellow beings
15. Pathological lying, will say anything without any concern for truth to advance their own hidden agendas
16. Ablity to feign [fake] normal human emotions and empathy
17. Distorted sense of the consequences of their actions
18. Total failure to accept any responsibility for their own socially irresponsible ways
19. Strong bellef that they will never be brought to justice for their criminal behavior

[Kingofalldems]

61. I would say that is pretty much guaranteed.

[sprinkleeninow]

31. Many stores, right now! Drug, grocery, big box are currently running fantastic deals/savings on

undergarments designed for leaks n stuff.

[C Moon]

26. This is going to piss off a lot of person.

[tanyev]

39. I see what you did there.

[democrank]

34. A brave, honorable man

I hope this nomination has brought Zelenskyy a greater sense of how many others see him.

[samplegirl]

42. Deservingly so

[littlemissmartypants]

44. Is this your work, sg?

[spanone]

45. Let the Ketchup fly!!!!!!!!

[Exp]

47. Awesome! I hope he wins! nt

[bluestarone]

50. One thing here. This could be considered insider trading talk, so

STOCK UP ON KETCHUP!!!!!!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

51. The ketchup will be flying in the White House.

I want Zelenskyy to win, he's long deserved the Nobel Peace Prize.

[SuzyandPuffpuff]

52. Ouch

Dats gotta hoit LMFAO 😂

[kimbutgar]

53. Please please Nobel committee make it so !

[usaf-vet]

54. Yes, yes, yes, if anyone deserves one, it is him! The war monger sitting in the white house deserve a plastic...

...at best, and even that is a stretch.

[MustLoveBeagles]

55. I can't think of anyone that deserves it more

[Norrrm]

56. How is Donald's Board of Peace coming along? I heard they collected money (from themselves).

and we see some negative results.

Anything positive coming out of it?

[electric_blue68]

60. And Zelensky is wssribg a beautiful traditional Ukrainian embroidered shirt.

Hope he wins!

[FakeNoose]

64. Yesssss!

[Buddyzbuddy]

66. Oh crap! Hide the Hunts.

INCOMING!

[LiberalLovinLug]

67. Someone won't like it

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[Totally Tunsie]

74. I LOATHE this man.

[SamuelAdams]

69. Good for him.

He shows what a real leader is. As a bonus, this will piss off Trump.

[biocube]

72. The Ketchup Alert Level in the Oval Office has been raised to red

All white house personnel should take cover.

[phxjurist]

73. I think I'll nominate me. I'm the best peacekeeper in my house.