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Orrex

(67,095 posts)
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:13 AM Wednesday

Is he dead yet?

Keeled over after routine check-up: cause of death? Too much perfect, beautiful health.

Coronary upon learning that Zelensky was nominated for the Nobel?

Drowned in the sea of taxpayer money that he's daily pouring into his illegal war of distraction?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Wednesday OP
This message was self-deleted by its author SheltieLover Wednesday #1
Strangled by his puppetmasters' strings as they fought for control? SheltieLover Wednesday #2
No, but Coldwater Wednesday #3
;-{) Snip Goonch Wednesday #4
Fabulous malaise Wednesday #7
Went for a limo ride and Tiger Woods was the chauffeur. twodogsbarking Wednesday #5
This post has aged very well MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #25
Rather weird but laughable. Thanks. twodogsbarking Yesterday #27
THIS malaise Wednesday #6
This surfered Wednesday #9
Hehehehehe malaise Wednesday #10
ding. this AllaN01Bear Wednesday #22
Suffers fatal hernia from attempting to throw Hegseth under the bus over the war with Iran. surfered Wednesday #8
You're on a malaise Wednesday #11
No but malaise Wednesday #12
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Wednesday #13
We share your dream surfered Wednesday #14
👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Wednesday #20
maybe he was inspired by his visit to Graceland and died like Elvis, trying to have a massive dump LymphocyteLover Wednesday #15
🌞❤️ littlemissmartypants Wednesday #16
No, goddamnit. Soon, I hope. Everything he touches he torches. Joinfortmill Wednesday #17
"Orange Man Bad..." hlthe2b Wednesday #18
Smart pup 👍 MustLoveBeagles Wednesday #24
Is their a doctor in the haus? How many body parts can fall off before one dies? twodogsbarking Wednesday #19
dang nabbit. no, james t kirk. not yet AllaN01Bear Wednesday #21
Soon, very soon LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #23
Have a few more buckets of fried chicken Blue Owl Yesterday #26

Response to Orrex (Original post)

SheltieLover

(80,372 posts)
2. Strangled by his puppetmasters' strings as they fought for control?
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:18 AM
Wednesday

Choked on a hamberder when he learned Zelenskyy was formally nominated for a Nobel (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221121803 )

Strangled with leash when bibi & pootin had disagreement over whose turn it was to wag walk the dog?

Coldwater

(1,271 posts)
3. No, but
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:20 AM
Wednesday

yesterday during the swearing-in ceremony of the new Department of Homeland Security Secretary, Trump's hand looked 'like a balloon' and face was drooping

Close, real close

niyad

(132,290 posts)
13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:43 AM
Wednesday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

LymphocyteLover

(9,830 posts)
15. maybe he was inspired by his visit to Graceland and died like Elvis, trying to have a massive dump
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:07 AM
Wednesday

Joinfortmill

(21,120 posts)
17. No, goddamnit. Soon, I hope. Everything he touches he torches.
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:25 AM
Wednesday

There's even volatility in U.S. Treasury Bills. WTF?

Blue Owl

(59,052 posts)
26. Have a few more buckets of fried chicken
Fri Mar 27, 2026, 04:29 PM
Yesterday

Then chase it down with a few more Big Macs and Diet Cokes

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