Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Sucked into the depths of perdition while trying to unleash hell?

Bowels exploded when he was unable to reach the toilet because of all the classified documents?

Took his own life in a bid to prove Charlamagne Tha God wrong?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[underpants]

1. I think they are building replacements 😳

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[Orrex]

5. Can scarcely tell one from the other

[niyad]

6. Jimmy Kimmel ran that clip last night. YIKES.

And, mel, what is with the shoulder pads in that jacket?

[littlemissmartypants]

22. That's where she hid gold bars she stole from the batch her hubs stole from Argentina.

[niyad]

23. Ahh, thank you.

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) NIGHT SWEATS

[malaise]

3. No but

He almost died laughing at Mikey Poo kissing his ass with a golden trophy
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221123972

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

8. I have a dream..

[SheltieLover]

14. Has to be soon, doesn't it?

[niyad]

16. Yes, please. NOW would be good.

[SheltieLover]

17. Yes! RFN!

[Joinfortmill]

7. TickTock

[surfered]

9. Taken out by the Joint Chiefs when he ordered

them to bomb Oslo Norway, targeting the Norwegian Nobel Committee in response for their nomination of Volodymyr Zelenskyy for the Nobel Peace Prize.

[LymphocyteLover]

10. So many wonderful options, if he could only make up his mind on this. But maybe the dementia is getting in the way...

[twodogsbarking]

11. Iran develops a shit seeking missile that worked perfectly.

[SheltieLover]

13. Hahaha! Good one!

[NNadir]

15. Thread winner I think, no matter what other answers we receive.

[malaise]

18. You win the thread today

😀

[twodogsbarking]

21. Just being part of DU is an honor. Thank you for all that you do.

[malaise]

24. Thank you 😀

[littlemissmartypants]

29. It is for most of us, twodogsbarking. I'm glad you're here. ❤️

[surfered]

25. Agree

[hlthe2b]

20. Oh, my. Wishes may come true?

[SheltieLover]

12. Shoved out of plane over Iran?

Dismembered by a robot?

[Moostache]

26. Wait...he tried to touch Melania again?

I would pat to see that Terminator plant rip off his arm and beat him to death with it.

[SheltieLover]

27. Oh I'd pay to see all manner of atrocities against him

If organizers sold virtual tickets, they could pay off the natl debt!

[hlthe2b]

19. "Died when he demanded HIS Iran, HIS Cuba, HIS Venezuela, HIS Greenland, HIS Canada for naught..."

(this little orange guy- on the other hand- WILL get the banana he demands--because he's cute and not a totally world-detested a'hole. Moral to the story? Don't be a world-detested a'hole. )

[MustLoveBeagles]

31. The cute monkey 🐒🐵 deserves the banana 🍌

dump deserves a bag of 💩 mashed in his face.

[littlemissmartypants]

28. 🌞Good morning! We live to fight another day!!

☠️Fell into the Escalation Trap he created, and the 82nd Airborne troops couldn't get him out.

☠️Hidden under the rubble of one of the buildings that he helped destroy in Gaza after being choked by a starving Palestinian girl's father with a piece of the tent they call home.

☠️Beaten to death by the thousands of wooden spoons of the cooks who couldn't attend a protest March.*

*

❌️👑 March
Saturday, March 28th, 2026
Join the Band. ❤️ RESIST!! ✊️

— (@2diamondeyes.bsky.social) 2026-03-26T06:40:44.284Z

[LetMyPeopleVote]

30. We are waiting to celebrate

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[malaise]

32. THIS

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