What the fuck is going on with that rats nest on his fucking head?

[Aviation Pro]

Not a cool look, child raping bag 'o fuck.

[mercuryblues]

1. I have always said

He has one piece of hair and he twirls it around his head to make it look like he's not bald. I'm now believing that's true cause that's a great big ass bald spot right there in the front.

[dalton99a]

2. It is time to apply manure

[Traildogbob]

7. His skull cavity

Is packet full of prime shit.

[Attilatheblond]

3. Vain attempt to deny what the mirror tells him every morning

Since so many are stupid enough to vote for him, he thinks that wispy swirl fools everyone.

At least he stopped using the 'hair tint color of the day'.

[Traildogbob]

6. GQP puppeteers

Gave him a special Magic Mirror that lies more than trump dies. Not really a mirror, just a framed picture of Stallone in his Rambo prime.

[BlueKota]

10. I remember how Stephanie Miller used to joke

about which animal crawled up on tsf's and died every morning.

[GusBob]

4. I misread "on" for "in"

And inside his head, it has to be simple 'cuz he is so stupid

But what it is: he and his family& buddies are all getting rich with grift, scams, corruption, bribes and market manipulation (see todays djia) Thats all there is to it

The royal scam is this: Putin is destroying America without firing a shot

[Traildogbob]

5. He has "KIND" hair.

The KIND that grows on a monkeys ass. One of those that has those big bald red swollen asses.
Does he not realize that when he always sits, because his fat ass is too WEAK to stand, all those idiots standing behind and above him can see just how ridiculous that combover looks?
Yet they still think he is Jesus 2.0 above the most gifted genetic specimen ever created.
I am so sick of people that run to a camera to speak that MUST have 20 clowns stand behind them for show.
What would a college faculty think of a Student in a class doing a required oral presentation for an assignment have all his bro’s standing behind him because of the fear of public speaking?

[pwb]

8. It is all one hair

wrapped around his ugly head. Our 80 year old with blonde hair?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 🐭

[Judi Lynn]

17. Wow! So attractive!

[Emile]

11. He should shave that bald head.

[usonian]

12. Consider the source

[Rob H.]

13. He's bilked American taxpayers out of enough money to afford

at least one toupee that looks more natural than his actual hair. They've come a long way over the years. IIRC, he has scarring on his scalp from a botched scalp reduction so he can't shave his head.

Disclaimer: His dad wore a hairpiece and the effect was pretty unsettling, as if he was wearing a mask of someone else's face.

[Happy Hoosier]

14. It's a desperate attempt...

to retain his trademark super shitty look. The man is incredibly vain and egotistial. He somehow thinks that looks good.

[maxsolomon]

15. I've been asking this for a decade now.

His hair is DISQUALIFYING.

[purr-rat beauty]

16. He is grotesque no doubt

But I'm much less interested in his hair as I am his criminality

[Vinca]

18. It's a combover of a combover of a combover and it's glued together with epoxy.