The "Epstein Suicide Note" seems to have conveniently appeared.

[no_hypocrisy]

Last edited Thu May 7, 2026, 06:47 AM - Edit history (1)

I find that suspect.

A guy with that kind of arrogance and belief he was immune from accountability wouldn't necessarily pen a goodbye note and then off himself IMO.

His verbiage resembles Trump’s Truth Sicial.

[Whip-poor-will]

1. Just roll the tapes and end this game

The perpetrators are walking around us among us without fear while a ring leader and epstein's best friend sits in the oval office

The outward destruction of decency without consequences is appalling and reveals who we are ,not what we say we are.

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) " Purported Epstein Suicide Note Is Released"'

"A federal judge has released a suicide note purportedly written by Jeffrey Epstein that was sealed for years as part of the criminal case of his cellmate.

“They investigated me for month — FOUND NOTHING!!!” the note begins, adding that the result was charges going back many years.

“It is a treat to be able to choose one’s time to say goodbye,” the note continued.

“Watcha want me to do — Bust out cryin!!” the note reads.

“NO FUN," it concludes, with those words underlined. “NOT WORTH IT!!”

Mr. Epstein’s cellmate, Nicholas Tartaglione, said he discovered the note in July 2019 after Mr. Epstein was found unresponsive with a strip of cloth wrapped around his neck. Mr. Epstein survived that incident, but he was found dead weeks later at age 66 in the now shuttered Metropolitan Correctional Center in Lower Manhattan.".......
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/nyregion/epstein-suicide-note.html

[malaise]

3. Join the line

😀

[Skittles]

4. yup - what really gives it away is the speed of the so-called "suicide"

rich elitist fucks like him aren't as desperate as the average Joe, they know they have OPTIONS - it wasn't even anywhere close to going to trial - NOTHING about the "official story" rings true, including this ridiculous note

[Emile]

5. Why was he locked up with a quadruple murderer?

[usonian]

6. Draft purportedly found in White House dumpster.

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST SUICIDE EVER.

Obama tried and FAILED MISERABLY.
Biden COULDN'T TIE A NOOSE PROPERLY.

I ALONE CAN DO IT RIGHT.
USA!! USA!! USA!!!

Send my best wishes to President Donald Trump. THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER.

[republianmushroom]

7. Strange isn't it.