so Kyle Rittenhouse thinks "commies" are out to get him

[choie]

Last edited Fri May 8, 2026, 10:51 AM - Edit history (1)

It is incredible how fucking crazy these people are.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/kyle-rittenhouse-rushed-hospital-blm-174611400.html

[hlthe2b]

1. I suppose if it had been a rattlesnake he'd blame a DEM/Liberal EVE?

[JBTaurus83]

2. It's very unfortunate that he survived.

[Dave Bowman]

3. The venom destroyed his last neurons.

[Blue Owl]

4. The eight-legged menace is actually great at eliminating pests

Shame it didn't quite succeed this time...

[dedl67]

5. Watch out Kyle! There's a commie under your bed.

Just waiting for you to fall asleep.

[Eugene]

6. my condolences for the unfortunate spider

[maxsolomon]

7. I'm as left as any Latte-sipping Seattle Progressive, and I don't know a single Communist.

I know that SWP types exist but they're gadflies whose raison d'etre is to short-circuit public meetings.

[Sweet Rosie Red]

8. Toxic masculinity

oozes from this loser, covering for his shame and self hatred. And maybe his micro dick?

[magicarpet]

9. Can we toss a viper and a cobra down the front of his T shirt. And then see what happens ?

Maybe he would be bitten 15 to 20 X.

[purr-rat beauty]

10. Mommy mommy! Commies

Why is this putz not getting his patriot on fighting in IRAN?

What a pathetic incel....with an itchy trigger finger

Come on karma!

[surfered]

11. It was a Commie spider. You could tell by the red hour glass on its abdomen. An Antifa spider.

[Gaugamela]

12. He thinks a brown recluse is an Ivy League student with no social life.

[sakabatou]

13. Brown recluse: Я -- паук.

[GenThePerservering]

14. This guy is a bad cartoon. nt

[canetoad]

15. Must have been

A Redback.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider

[hlthe2b]

16. So the site boingboing.net has the best: "Spider's Mouth Infected by Kyle Rittenhouse" LOL

https://boingboing.net/2026/05/07/spiders-mouth-infected-by-kyle-rittenhouse.html

[electric_blue68]

17. A " commie spider " ?

[Iggo]

18. He wouldn't know a communist if it bit him on the...

Oh, wait a minute.

[Jedi Guy]

19. He didn't blame "commies" for the spider bite.

He said "the communists" couldn't take him out and neither would the spider bite.

How that got twisted into blaming "the commies" for the bite is beyond me but it's very clearly neither what he said nor what he meant.

And it seems a lot of people didn't bother to read the article and just uncritically accepted the framing in the OP even though it made zero sense. There's a lesson there but alas, it's a very depressing one...

[onenote]

20. Yep. It''s pretty clear none of the other commenters in this thread read the article.

Whether the OP was intentionally misleading or not I will leave to others to decide.

[choie]

22. Yes, that's right, I was intentionally misleading people.

No, I misread it - it’s called a mistake - perhaps you never made one, but I’m human.

Sorry to EVERYONE ELSE. For my error.

[onenote]

24. Well, you could correct or delete your OP, right?

[Talitha]

21. Did he cry all the way to the hospital?

Brown recluse bites are supposed to be pretty painful.
Good.
I hope that little punk suffers and then loses his trigger finger.

[Tommy Carcetti]

23. That spider had every right to defend itself.

I fully expect it to be acquitted of all charges.

I just would encourage it to ham it up a bit while on the stand for good measure.