Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Torn to shreds by the vengeful spirits of exhumed Vietnamese?

Coronary upon learning that he's suddenly on the hook for $1.7B?

Crushed during construction accident by workers swiftly removing his name from the Kennedy Center?


Holy fucking shit for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Trampled by a stampeed of golden horses?

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) POST PHYSICAL NIGHT SNACK

;-

[LymphocyteLover]

3. if only, if only, if only... but I'm particularly loving the 3rd one

[littlemissmartypants]

9. The ghosts got my attention, too. 👻🇻🇳👻🇻🇳👻

[SheltieLover]

11. Maybe part of the reason the slob is up rage tweeting every night?

👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

[malaise]

4. No but

He’s hiding the medical
15 days to go to the big 80

[littlemissmartypants]

10. We should do a countdown with gag gifts... 🤪 🤔

[malaise]

19. My playlist starts with

What a Hard Man fi Dead

[littlemissmartypants]

21. Hopefully he won't bounce back up!!

[Celerity]

5. We can but wish and hope.

FOAD Trump.

[Blue Owl]

6. C'mon already ya fat fuck piece of shit pedo raping racist

May his death be ugly

[littlemissmartypants]

8. Just like him? 👍

[SheltieLover]

12. And irrefutably public!

[littlemissmartypants]

7. 🌞Good morning! Can I get everything, all at once for $1776?

Or $250? As long as it's all three, I'd pay anything. I like having a backup plan. 😉

I hope that everyone has a lovely day!

❤️🤍💙

[SheltieLover]

13. Good morning to you & your best girl floof, Pants!

[littlemissmartypants]

14. 🌞❤️

[SheltieLover]

15. 💞💞

[True Dough]

16. Not dead, but his medical confirmed a few things...

[malaise]

26. You win the thread

Choking with laughter

[bucolic_frolic]

17. Church bells will ring

everyone will want a tug

[surfered]

18. No, but Trump's physical finds he's gained 14 pounds and approaching clinical obesity.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-health-2676975717/

Retaining fluids due to congestive heart failure, hopefully. Then there’s this :



No fat soldiers, but what about the Commander-in-Chief?

And soldiers have to pay their own way to Trump’s big event? Kinda cheesy, don’t you think?

[COL Mustard]

20. But "We love the troops "!

What better way to show it than making them pay out of pocket to attend this kind of event?

[malaise]

28. Enjoy

[Wicked Blue]

22. He decided to find out whether he won

when he hears the phrase

"He who dies with the most toys wins."

[QueerDuck]

23. Hit on the head by an accidentally dropped letter being removed from the Kennedy Center?

[niyad]

24. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

25. We share your hope..

[hlthe2b]

27. "He's choking on three big legal findings AGAINST him...."

"but we just be 'chillin..." (and biding our time)

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. Trumps test results are in