Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Leg buckled, and he busted his shit-packed skull?

Coronary while visiting The National Mall?

Fatally smacked down by Ariana Grande?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. On a dare from Melania

tried to fit 50 Mcnuggets into his mouth and suffocated.

[malaise]

2. No but

He’d better take his name off of the Kennedy Center today

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) CRUNCHED BY BERSERK CRANE

[SheltieLover]

4. Popped his cankles?

[twodogsbarking]

5. He's not ded but he has mud on his face, a big disgrace, smearing his name all over the place,

who will, who will, stomp him, stomp him.

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

10. We share your dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[LetMyPeopleVote]

7. trump keeps waking up from his naps

Link to tweet

[surfered]

8. I'm working on it, I'm working on it...

[surfered]

9. Lawrence last night...

It’s been reported that Trump has 22 doctors. I have a question: How many are psychiatrists?

[littlemissmartypants]

11. How many are imaginary is my question?

[littlemissmartypants]

12. 🌞 Good morning!

I'm always ready for some Feminist Justice so my vote goes to Ms. Grande this morning.

But I won't complain if either of the other two win the race.

I'm also always up for a trifecta for maximum effect and surety of mission completion.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day!

❤️🌞

[niyad]

13. Or, a female reporter asking him about Ariana's demand, and his rage

finally dislodges our heroic little clot.

[littlemissmartypants]

14. 🤔Whichever gets there first!! ❤️🌼

[hlthe2b]

15. "REDIRECT! REDIRECT! WRONG TARGET!"

(no pups were injured in this training exercise...LOL)

[generalbetrayus]

16. Has an "unfortunate" accident while out walking.