Pervert Arrested at Great American State Fair

[Deep State Witch]

BREAKING: MAGA PERVERT! Police arrest a spectator in an Uncle Sam costume for “lewd acts” in public at Trump’s failing “State Fair”!
Of course this would happen at a Trump event.
Gian Rachtelli, 54, of Baltimore and reportedly a MAGA livestreamer, was arrested on Thursday at the Great American State Fair on the National Mall after multiple witnesses caught him with his hand down his pants, playing with himself while watching female acrobats perform.
According to the police report, witnesses -- including two female acrobats -- described seeing him “making lewd gestures in his pants,” “stuck his right hand down his pants and it moved back-and-forth approximately six times,” and “doing what we all thought he was doing” during the Cirque Mechanics performance.
He was charged with Lewd, Indecent, or Obscene Acts.
This is the kind of person Trump attracts to his sad little state fair – a guy allegedly choking the chicken in broad daylight while families and kids are around blatantly enough to be seen by the performers themselves.
Trump has spent millions hyping up his fair, and it’s turned out to be a sparsely attended, problem plagued debacle, with at least one pervert among the spectators.
Sounds about right.

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. Gian Rachtelli, the face of Freedom 250.

Automatic Trump pardon.

[marble falls]

2. At least two perverts were there, don't forget TACO.

[paleotn]

3. No one should be surprised by this. No one.

THIS is the poster boy for maga.

[GenThePerservering]

4. I'm waiting for the impromptu fights on the lawn

[3Hotdogs]

5. At least he wasn't getting himself off on watching guys. Jesus don't like that kind'a shit going on.

[state of stupid]

18. ARE YOU SURE?

[3Hotdogs]

19. Perfect response.

[usonian]

20. Someone has been remarking about golfers with big putters, ogling MMA fighters, and admiring ripped muscles.

Dad, come out now. Denial is driving you crazy.

[tonekat]

6. Festival of Peckerwoods

So little brain power in that space!

[Emile]

7. GOP Guardians of Perverts

[Aussie105]

8. You couldn't come up with this sort of thing

in your worst nightmare.

Just when you think things couldn't get more ridiculous, someone finds a lower level to go to.

[skypilot]

16. This IS our worst nightmare...

...and, unfortunately, we don't have imagine this kind of thing, it just seems to happen organically with this crowd.

[lame54]

9. Applying for a cabinet position

[bagimin]

13. You stole my line.

Good job!

[Wonder Why]

10. That title was mean to us. Here I thought that TACO Krasnov was finally arrested and it was only one of his minions.

Of only it were true.

[purr-rat beauty]

11. Mommy look! A MAGA-bator!

[BaronChocula]

12. Quotes from the suspect per several witnesses

"You know you're very very pretty. You're my type. You remind me of my daughter. The hot one."

"No one touched you. Go call a cop. They'll look at your face and know right away you're LYING. You're not my type. You're not anyone's type. You're a nasty woman."

"It's gonna be 250 feet tall. Look at that. It'll be the tallest monument in Washington. I'm also gonna build a casino right behind where Lincoln's sitting there. Walt, show her the mockup of the casino."

"I've always rested my eyes. I have thousands and thousands of pictures of me resting my eyes from the 80s, 90s. But the fake news won't print them. Very crooked. Obama has ruined this country and he made the media very very crooked."

[3catwoman3]

14. Maybe he was just imitating Trump's "dance moves"...

...single-handedly.

[Beartracks]

15. At least hardly anyone was there to see it happen.

[Figarosmom]

17. I bet he thought it was okay and even

Encouraged at a trump tado