Trump's Tacky 'State Fair' Makes Bizarre Tribute to Melania

[Zorro]

First Lady Melania Trump has found herself at the center of an unlikely attraction at President Donald Trump’s patriotic state fair extravaganza.

A cow named “Melania” was paraded about at the Great American State Fair, a White House-backed spectacle staged on Washington, D.C.’s National Mall as part of celebrations marking America’s 250th anniversary.

When asked about the unusual moniker, Future Farmers of America student Piper Stolipher explained that she and her fellow students were brainstorming patriotic names tied to the nation’s semiquincentennial.

“We thought Melania would be a good idea because it’s the first lady’s name, and the hair colors kind of match,” Stolipher told The Washington Post. “And it just fit.”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/melania-trump-honored-with-a-cow-for-the-great-american-state-fair/

[wcmagumba]

1. Now that's funny...

[Deuxcents]

2. No 🤣 I thought for sure The Onion put this out!

[Cha]

13. So did I, and just looked.. nope the Daily Beast.

So Melania really is the Fair's Cow.

[Deuxcents]

19. 😆

[BattleRow]

24. Milking Melania for all she's worth.....

[Cha]

31. omg! lol Nicely done, BattleRow

She's earned it.

[BattleRow]

43. Thank you!

[3catwoman3]

3. "The hair colors kind of match."

[QueerDuck]

23. And udders?

[3catwoman3]

25. It took a lot, but I managed...

… to resist the temptation to go there.

[QueerDuck]

26. Lol, I'm glad I could save you the trouble!

[RockRaven]

4. Can't tell if trolling or dumbshit...

rather Poe's Law adjacent

[Totally Tunsie]

5. And their funding will be pulled

in 3...2...1 *Poof*

[The Blue Flower]

6. Humiliating livestock isn't patriotic

The cow did nothing to deserve that.

[C_U_L8R]

7. How about a bust of Trump made of lard?

Or perhaps a bootlicking contest? Maybe a pageant for best Mar A Largo Face?
A Tesla truck pulling contest - if the fenders don’t fall off?

[SheltieLover]

9. How about a 💩 sculpture of slobby?

[jmowreader]

34. The proper part of Trump to depict in lard is a bit lower on his body

[Wonder Why]

40. He is already made of lard. you're too late.

[SheltieLover]

8. Poor cow

[PuraVidaDreamin]

10. Moolania!

Thats classic trumpian gold.

[Gaytano70]

11. Made me think of the Bob's Burgers episode...

MOOlisa! 🤣

[Disaffected]

15. It's a Mooving tribute.

[calimary]

39. Utterly Moovelous!

[Celerity]

12. non paywall link

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-tacky-state-fair-makes-153903510.html

[Grins]

14. Matching udders...? I'll let myself out.

[erronis]

16. Did that cow also have "kidney lifts"?

And botox lips?

The cow does look pretty good in her birthday suit!

[chowder66]

17. All cow pies shall now be named Trumps

[Escape]

18. Melania the Cow....

has sure had to put up with a lot of Bull.

[ToxMarz]

20. Was the cow an illegal immigrant too?

[70sEraVet]

21. I think think they named the cow Melania, because her SMILE matches!

Well, I'm sure if Justin Trudeau was one of the judges, that cow would REALLY smile!

[MustLoveBeagles]

28. That poor cow 🐮

What did she do to deserve this?

[BobTheSubgenius]

22. Was the cow wearing various pieces of lingerie?

[twodogsbarking]

27. Melaaaaaniaaaaaah speaks many languages including Cow. Mooooooo.

[QueerDuck]

45. MOO BEST

[QueerDuck]

46. MOO BEST (part 2)

[twodogsbarking]

47. Melaaaaaaniaaaaah tries to blend in.

[orthoclad]

29. It fit.

[mr715]

30. A cow named Melania doubtless makes ice cream.

Cold, you know. Cold cow.

[wcmagumba]

32. I hear Melania likes to wear moomoos...

[dweller]

33. from her early barnyard days

😆



✌🏻

[BattleRow]

44. Moo Lala!

[Aristus]

35. Wow. They asked some brain-dead shitkicker from East Nowheresville to name something after Melanoma?

More appropriate than I might have given credit for. Meat on legs, no human intelligence, docile, gives milk…that’s about it.

[Figarosmom]

36. I thought this had to be the onion

Wow, calling her a cow. well done

[Vinca]

37. I've called Melania a cow from time to time, but I didn't mean a real cow.

[paleotn]

38. Livestock. On The Mall? By any name?

[Wonder Why]

41. Burger time! Get the grill going. And we know a fat pig who could become sausages.

[spanone]

42. K&R

[Kid Berwyn]

48. A faux king's cow? Are you make joke?

Only best come from Epstein Farms.

[dalton99a]

49. NEXT: Trump Dedicates America's 250th Birthday to Slovenian Sex Worker and Epstein Club Member