Okay, Okay, it was me! I confess. I did it out of pure hatred of Trump. Some call it TDS.

[OGBuzz]

Send in the ICE and CBP tactical teams but I will go peacefully.
It was I who held my breath and swam 350 feet with a pair of box cutters slicing through that rubber liner right down the middle, just days after Trump declared that it "cannot be cut with a knife". I planned to go the full length of the Empire State Building but I ran out of air and had to surface. I am a terrible person and I deserve to be punished. But please leave innocent Olympic athletes and those curious tourists alone.

[sop]

1. A mask, snorkel and fins would have come in handy.

[OGBuzz]

2. Damn, I never thought of that. Not only do I have poor lung capacity but I'm also a lousy 'evil mastermind'.

I probably couldn't plan my escape from a wet paper bag.

[calimary]

8. That just made me laugh extra hard!

And under such conditions. I know I DEFINITELY wouldn’t be able to find my way out of a wet paper bag!

[harumph]

3. No. I was me with my 'modified' underwater Roomba outfitted with a samurai sword.

[OGBuzz]

4. 🤣

[usonian]

5. I found your accomplice!

?v=1705347031


El investigador submarino, Lloyd Bridges!

Quien es mas macho?



nadie!

[vapor2]

11. OMG......LOVED Sea Hunt

[yardwork]

6. Thanks for the belly laugh.

You were like Aquaman. Go, OGBuzz, go!

[SergeStorms]

7. I knew it!

But I couldn't prove it. Until now.

[Totally Tunsie]

9. Be careful what you "admit" to online (even jokingly)...

You could be in for a visit from the Secret Service or worse! Nothing would surprise with these clowns.

[struggle4progress]

10. I'm Spartacus!