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Enter stage left

(4,696 posts) Thu Jul 2, 2026, 09:03 PM 7 hrs ago

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The secret service escorted Melanie Trump into the coroners office...

She was her us her usual stoic self and wearing her "I don't care, do you?" jacket.

The coroner approached her and stated "we believe this to be your husband, but we just need you to verify the identity of the deceased ".

The coroner then removed the sheet from the face and instantly Melania broke into hysterical cries and tears. The secret service tried to comfort her and her personal agent said " I didn't think you loved him that much".

She replied "but, but...that isn't Donald"!

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The secret service escorted Melanie Trump into the coroners office... (Original Post) Enter stage left 7 hrs ago OP

But is it MoscowMitch? malaise 6 hrs ago #1

I'd be happy with either. We have a bottle of champagne in the fridge and will drink it if bitch dies first! Enter stage left 6 hrs ago #2

I read that the reason that it is so hot in the US irisblue 6 hrs ago #3

I"d heard it was Charlie Kirk opening the gates of Hell Jerry2144 6 hrs ago #4

The Slabfather Blue Owl 4 hrs ago #5

malaise

(299,841 posts)

1. But is it MoscowMitch?

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 09:38 PM

6 hrs ago

😀

Enter stage left

(4,696 posts)

2. I'd be happy with either. We have a bottle of champagne in the fridge and will drink it if bitch dies first!

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 09:50 PM

6 hrs ago

I'm thinking of buying stock in any winery selling champagne for when TSF dies.

irisblue

(38,221 posts)

3. I read that the reason that it is so hot in the US

Reply to Enter stage left (Reply #2)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 10:00 PM

6 hrs ago

Is that the gates of hell are opening for incoming politicians.

Jerry2144

(3,393 posts)

4. I"d heard it was Charlie Kirk opening the gates of Hell

Reply to irisblue (Reply #3)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 10:16 PM

6 hrs ago

to admit Yertl McConnell to an adjoining brimstone pit.

Blue Owl

(60,169 posts)

5. The Slabfather

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Fri Jul 3, 2026, 12:14 AM

4 hrs ago

Someday a lucky mortician will get the pleasure of sewing his anus-mouth shut — FOREVER! Won’t that be a glorious thing…..

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