Possible Epstein Suicide Note Is Released

[demmiblue]

Source: NYT

A federal judge has released a suicide note purportedly written by Jeffrey Epstein that was sealed for years as part of the criminal case of his cellmate.

“They investigated me for months — FOUND NOTHING!!!” the note begins, adding that the result were charges going back many years.

“It is a treat to be able to choose one’s time to say goodbye,” the note continued.

“Watcha want me to do — Bust out cryin!!” the note reads.

Read more: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/nyregion/epstein-suicide-note.html

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🚨🚨 Epstein's apparent suicide note, unsealed today at the request of @nytimes.com.
"They investigated me for months. Found NOTHING!!
It is a treat to be able to choose one's time to say goodbye.
Watcha want me to do- Bust out cryin!!
NO FUN--NOT WORTH IT!!" www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/n...

— David Enrich (@davidenrich.bsky.social) 2026-05-06T22:32:18.717Z

[rampartd]

1. that is a suicide note?

maybe if it was signed in sea shells.

wasn't the cellmate removed earlier or something. what did they do, return him to a crime scene filled with epstein's comic books?

[dave99]

3. Doesn't look like his hand writing or printing

[PSPS]

4. It actually does look the same.

[dave99]

8. makes a 2 year old scribbles look proper

[C Moon]

20. That ex-cop cell mate is a freak. He got 3 life sentences for killing 4 people over lost narcotics money.

3 of them weren't even involved. He made one watch as he choked to death the supposed guilty guy with a zip tie. Then I believe he killed the others on their knees, execution style.

Makes me wonder if that's why they paired them up—thought he may take Epstein out (he was a huge muscular guy).

[generalbetrayus]

2. "They investigated me for month - Found NOTHIN[G]!!!"

Sounds like it was written by Donald J. Trump.

[usonian]

6. Agree 1000%

And it has the look of someone who hasn't picked up a pencil in ages.

Only his John HandCock with sharpies.

Who really dunnit?

[Biophilic]

5. I don't understand.

If they investigated him for months and found nothing why did he commit suicide? Doesn’t make sense.

[Prairie Gates]

7. Hmmmm

[PATRICK]

19. I suppose it has been noted

that the odd word "enigmas" is a full anagram for "gamines" what with trying to read all the not too subtle code in their cute conspiratorial messaging.

[Polybius]

9. "They investigated me for months -- FOUND NOTHING!!!"

Umm, that sounds like you-know-who wrote it, pretending it to be from Epstein.

[Marie Marie]

17. Yes it sounds just like Trump. I just figured that these soul brothers rubbed off on each other.

Neither one will accept responsibility for any of their actions. They are the victims of injustice.

[NBachers]

10. I have a suggestion . . .

[Bayard]

11. Not buying it

[Botany]

12. Why is my bullshit detector going off?

If this was real then Bill Barr (the one who supposedly visited the lock up where Epstein was
being held not long before “his suicide”) would have released it during Trump’s 1st term.

[orleans]

13. what is the second line? "so 15 year old charges revoked" ?? it that it? nt

[OldBaldy1701E]

14. Let's go to the BS meter!

[FakeNoose]

15. I don't believe J.E. wrote this

Also if this really exonerates Chump (like they're pretending it does) it would have been released 6 years ago.

[TBF]

16. Cool story, bro. (yes, Donald, we know you wrote it). nt

[jeffreyi]

18. an important part is missing.

"Thank you for your attention to this matter".