Jeff Tiedrich - Birdbrain of Alcatraz: confused old dipshit can't tell movie from actual prison

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

what if I were to tell you that the world’s dumbfuckingest imbecile was sitting in the world’s tackiest golf motel, watching a movie about a notorious hellhole prison, and that this asshole’s takeaway from the experience was that America needs more hellhole prisons?

I know, it sounds absurd — but because we live in the stupidest possible timeline, that’s exactly what happened this past weekend.

REBUILD, AND OPEN ALCATRAZ! … That is why, today, I am directing the Bureau of Prisons, together with the Department of Justice, FBI, and Homeland Security, to reopen a substantially enlarged and rebuilt ALCATRAZ, to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders.

what a great idea. every American should be running around their house right now, pumping their fist in the air and shouting fuck yeah, because what an excellent use of government funds: to rebuild and enlarge a hellhole prison that was shut down the first time because it was too expensive to operate.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/birdbrain-of-alcatraz-confuses-movie

[Aristus]

1. The woman on the right looks like she's thinking:

"Why am I appearing on camera with this nutbag?"

[3catwoman3]

2. Ronnie Raygun Redux.

[Martin Eden]

3. Imbecenility

On full display in that video is an imbecile with senility.

[ThoughtCriminal]

4. If he watches "The Shawshank Redemption"

He will instruct the DOJ to find Andy Dufresne and Ellis Redding and bring them back to prison. Some people say these are very dangerous people who escaped justice!

Too bad about Warden Norton, he would have found a top job in this Administration.