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The Borowitz Report: Trump Calls For Reopening Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-calls-for-reopening-willy-wonkas
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vowing to usher in a “golden age of chocolate,” on Wednesday Donald J. Trump called for Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory to be reopened.
“I saw a show about it on TV, and it never should have been allowed to close down,” he said. “It never would have happened if I was president.”
“What was done to Willy Wonka was a disgrace,” he said, adding that the chocolatier had been “treated very unfairly.”
“We used to make beautiful chocolate in this country,” he said. “We’re not winning at chocolate anymore.”
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“I saw a show about it on TV, and it never should have been allowed to close down,” he said. “It never would have happened if I was president.”
“What was done to Willy Wonka was a disgrace,” he said, adding that the chocolatier had been “treated very unfairly.”
“We used to make beautiful chocolate in this country,” he said. “We’re not winning at chocolate anymore.”
It's funny, but I could have sworn the WWCF was somewhere in England.
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