Jeff Tiedrich - Donald Trump and the Art of the What the Fuck Is He Babbling About
Donny Convict is, of course, the greatest deal-maker of all time.
let’s look back at some of his crowning successes. remember that time he opened five casinos, and— no, wait, all of them went bankrupt. ok, this one: there was the time that Donny cut a deal with electronics store Sharper Image to sell Trump-branded meat, and— no, wait, that whole deal went tits-up.
ok, how about this one: when Donny was the owner of a football team— hang on, that one ended up with him bankrupting the entire fucking league.
look, never mind all that shit. that was then, and this is now. the Greatest Deal-Maker of All Time is currently working on his greatest deal yet: two hundred simultaneous trade agreements with every single country on the planet — including the penguins on Penguin Island.
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