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FakeNoose

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Thu May 8, 2025, 05:58 PM Thursday

The Borowitz Report: Trump Offers to Sell New Pope $60 Bible



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-offers-to-sell-new-pope-60

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a gesture intended to welcome the new pontiff, on Thursday Donald J. Trump offered to sell Pope Leo XIV a $60 Bible.

“You want to grab this deal while you can,” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social. “It’s gonna cost a lot more after EU tariffs.”

Calling the Trump Bible “a very special Bible,” he added, “I know you have a lot of Bibles already at the Vatican, but none of them have parts written by Lee Greenwood.”

Meanwhile, in his first official act as pope, Leo ordered a photo of JD Vance posted at the Vatican security desk.
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Oh my, Andy Borowitz is the best!

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OMG. "parts written by Lee Greenwood." Raven123 Thursday #1
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