Time for a corny joke or two or three

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My poor knowledge of Greek Mythology has always been my Achilles Elbow

A cliche walks into a bar, fresh as a daisy, cute as a button and sharp as a tack. Not wishing to see her, a synonym walks into a tavern.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, five beers please.

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1. An American ordered a dry Martini in a German Gasthaus...

And was promptly serve three Martinis.

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2. Hey I got that one! Good Joke

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3. This response on bored panda

(I accidentally posted this as an OP instead of posting here)

Thread about medixal mysteries


OBGYN here: we still don’t know exactly what makes labor start. We know all about the mechanics and physiology, but we don’t know what makes the average uterus say it’s “go time".

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LooseSeal's Banana 2 days ago
Much like a bus, the baby pulls on the cord when it's ready to get out.

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4. Excellent My Friend

A good laugh all the way to pain

I did that to My Mother at 7:30 PM on Friday the 14th. I pulled that cord. I was ready. My mother later told me instead of having supper she had me.

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5. I laughed so hard I would have gone into labor if I were pregnant