If I wore this would you look at my face?

[milestogo]

[Midnight Writer]

1. Does someone follow her around clopping coconuts together?

[Earl_from_PA]

2. Are you suggesting

Coconuts migrate?...

[catbyte]

3. Wow

There's a lot going on there.

[milestogo]

4. It made me think of an old SNL skit where Victoria Jackson plays an alien

whose eyes are in the usual location of breasts to make it easier for men to converse.

But this is a couple of levels of weird beyond that.

[a kennedy]

5. Just curious.....is this from the Kentucky Derby??

[milestogo]

6. No, these are some of the worst dressed from the MET Gala 2025.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14673307/worst-met-gala-looks-outfits.html

[a kennedy]

7. Oh, right.....

[milestogo]

8. It would be hard to sit in the Derby stands wearing a chandelier.

You could wear a horse head though.

[True Dough]

9. It sure would have been a different twist

if that had been the horse head found in the bed in The Godfather!

[milestogo]

12. They could have put bloodstains on the dress to complete the look.

But that would make it even tackier.

[Aristus]

10. No matter what, or how little, a woman is wearing,

I always look her in the eye when we’re talking. I wouldn’t want anyone to think I was, you know, one of those guys…

[LudwigPastorius]

11. ...from the Luca Brasi spring line.

[Iggo]

13. Eventually.

It’d be a minute, though.