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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsCorny Joke Thread
What do you call a belt made of 100 dollar bills?
A waist of money.
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red dog 1
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Lovie777
(18,371 posts)1. One of my favorite is.....
What do you call a cow with no legs
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ground beef
2MuchNoise
(89 posts)2. Udder nonsense.
red dog 1
(30,915 posts)4. Welcome to DU!

2MuchNoise
(89 posts)7. Oh! Thank you!
I'm so glad to be here.
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red dog 1
(30,915 posts)5. The DU Lounge is non-political.
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North Shore Chicago
(4,151 posts)6. Why don't ducks make good doctors?
Because they're quacks!
red dog 1
(30,915 posts)9. What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Wounded Bear
(61,928 posts)10. What do you get from a short legged cow?
Draggin' milk.