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The genie and the bartender 🍭🍬🍫❓
A tired businessman walks into a bar and sees a dusty old lamp on a shelf behind the counter.
He asks the bartender, “Hey, what’s with the lamp?”
Bartender shrugs, “Rub it if you want. But I’m warning you — the genie’s... a bit weird.”
The man, half-drunk and curious, grabs the lamp and gives it a rub. Poof! A genie appears.
The genie says, “You get one wish. Make it count.”
The man thinks long and hard, then says, “Alright, I want a billion bucks and to be irresistible to every woman I meet.”
The genie nods, snaps his fingers — and poof — the man is transformed into… a giant credit card.
The bartender bursts out laughing.
The man screams, “What the hell?!”
The bartender shrugs, “Told you he was weird. He’s literal — last guy wished for a long, hard night, and woke up as a Viagra pill in a retirement home.”
He asks the bartender, “Hey, what’s with the lamp?”
Bartender shrugs, “Rub it if you want. But I’m warning you — the genie’s... a bit weird.”
The man, half-drunk and curious, grabs the lamp and gives it a rub. Poof! A genie appears.
The genie says, “You get one wish. Make it count.”
The man thinks long and hard, then says, “Alright, I want a billion bucks and to be irresistible to every woman I meet.”
The genie nods, snaps his fingers — and poof — the man is transformed into… a giant credit card.
The bartender bursts out laughing.
The man screams, “What the hell?!”
The bartender shrugs, “Told you he was weird. He’s literal — last guy wished for a long, hard night, and woke up as a Viagra pill in a retirement home.”