A man gets pulled over for speeding.
The cop says to the man:
Do you know that you were speeding, sir?
No officer, I didn't know I was speeding...
The wife then says:
Come on, Henry, you knew you were speeding, I've been telling you to slow down for miles.
The man shoots a dark look at his wife, then the cop says:
Well, since I've got you pulled over, do you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?
No sir, I did not know that...
The wife says:
Oh please, Henry! I've been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!
The husband grinds his teeth but keeps silent. The cop then adds:
And I noticed that your left rear lights weren't working either.
Oh yes, I was on my way to get them changed, actually.
The wife says:
Nonsense, we were going home. You keep saying it doesn't need to be changed, that the other drivers can see you well enough.
The man explodes with anger:
WILL YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN PIEHOLE, JANICE?
The cop walks over to the woman's side of the car and asks her:
Does he always talk to you this way?
Oh no, officer, only when he's been drinking.
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but it's perfectly fine with me!
And then BOOM, 20,000 milestone confetti!
