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Enter stage left

(4,445 posts) Wed Feb 18, 2026, 09:13 PM Wednesday

I have to apologize to the lady at Walmart this morning walking with her son on a leash.

I'm sorry I asked if he was a rescue.

The profanity wasn't necessary, but thank you for not siccing him on me.

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I have to apologize to the lady at Walmart this morning walking with her son on a leash. (Original Post) Enter stage left Wednesday OP

Did you also ask the lady in Walmart with two children - erronis Wednesday #1

erronis

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1. Did you also ask the lady in Walmart with two children -

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Wed Feb 18, 2026, 09:22 PM

Wednesday

Pardon me ma'am. But do both of these children have the same father?

Of course you jerk. Whydja ask?

Well, I can't imagine anyone wanting to have sex with you more than once.

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