Unfortunate Christian song titles...

[malthaussen]

Occasionally, on my feed, I get a pic of a Christian Worship album cover. You know the type: half-a dozen scrubbed, fresh-faced Aryans claiming to be a family that performs songs in praise of Lord Jesus, Halleluja! And then there's the album title, with a title cut that is... unfortunate, to say the least. My favorite so far has been an album with four Aryan children on it, none looking over ten years of age, with the title "He Touched Me."

So, let's play a game. Make up a title for a "Christian" (or other religion) song with a title that is... misleading. Add a brief explanation of what the song was really supposed to be about.

My examples: "I Let Him Come," about admitting JC into your heart. Your heart, I said!

"It's Hard for Me," a lament about how difficult it is for a poor sinner to follow Jesus.

Want to play? After all, what better way to observe Lent than a little casual blasphemy?

-- Mal

[lastlib]

1. "He Blossomed In Me".....

song about increasing his love for Jayzus. Uh-huh.......

[Xavier Breath]

2. True, it's a real title, but it's just too good to not share.

[malthaussen]

3. Indeed, exactly the sort of thing. n/t

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

4. I love to see videos of church choirs

Singing Madonna’s “Like a Prayer “ song. I don’t think that song means what they think it means.

[malthaussen]

5. I watched a video of Leonard Cohen singing "Halleluja" once...

... in the comments, one gentleman praised it as a "Great Christian Song."

-- Mal