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What did the bath tub say to the toilet? Answer is you look flushed or you look drained. (Original Post) debm55 12 hrs ago OP
You look flushed! displacedvermoter 12 hrs ago #1
Congadulations, you are correct. debm55 12 hrs ago #4
You look a little flushed. LogDog75 12 hrs ago #2
Congratulations you are correct. debm55 12 hrs ago #5
"I am feeling drained." John1956PA 12 hrs ago #3
Good answer, I will include also. Congratulations, debm55 12 hrs ago #6
Thanks for the thread. Please see my follow-up comment below. John1956PA 16 min ago #15
Your very welcome, John1956PA debm55 3 min ago #17
Outstanding! displacedvermoter 12 hrs ago #7
"Shut your trap!" might work as well. I appreciate clean bathroom humor. John1956PA 27 min ago #14
Good one, John1956PA debm55 2 min ago #18
Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work... LuckyCharms 12 hrs ago #8
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, Thank you Lucky. debm55 11 hrs ago #10
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA. thank you Lucky. debm55 5 min ago #16
Deb, the bathtub was so angry that LuckyCharms 12 hrs ago #9
Oh you. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH. debm55 11 hrs ago #11
To quote Beyonce.... some_of_us_are_sane 11 hrs ago #12
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Thank you , some_of_us_ are_sane. debm55 11 hrs ago #13

LuckyCharms

(23,011 posts)
8. Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work...
Thu May 7, 2026, 09:59 AM
12 hrs ago

so the better question would be...

What DIDN'T the bathtub say to the toilet, over and over again, obnoxiously?

LuckyCharms

(23,011 posts)
9. Deb, the bathtub was so angry that
Thu May 7, 2026, 10:09 AM
12 hrs ago

it reverted to archaic English language, and screamed at the toilet:

MOISTEN THY BOWL AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE, THOU WRETCHED WATER BEAST!

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