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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat did the bath tub say to the toilet? Answer is you look flushed or you look drained.
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What did the bath tub say to the toilet? Answer is you look flushed or you look drained. (Original Post)
debm55
12 hrs ago
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displacedvermoter
(4,921 posts)1. You look flushed!
debm55
(61,390 posts)4. Congadulations, you are correct.
LogDog75
(1,353 posts)2. You look a little flushed.
debm55
(61,390 posts)5. Congratulations you are correct.
John1956PA
(5,092 posts)3. "I am feeling drained."
debm55
(61,390 posts)6. Good answer, I will include also. Congratulations,
John1956PA
(5,092 posts)15. Thanks for the thread. Please see my follow-up comment below.
debm55
(61,390 posts)17. Your very welcome, John1956PA
displacedvermoter
(4,921 posts)7. Outstanding!
John1956PA
(5,092 posts)14. "Shut your trap!" might work as well. I appreciate clean bathroom humor.
debm55
(61,390 posts)18. Good one, John1956PA
LuckyCharms
(23,011 posts)8. Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work...
so the better question would be...
What DIDN'T the bathtub say to the toilet, over and over again, obnoxiously?
debm55
(61,390 posts)10. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, Thank you Lucky.
debm55
(61,390 posts)16. HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA. thank you Lucky.
LuckyCharms
(23,011 posts)9. Deb, the bathtub was so angry that
it reverted to archaic English language, and screamed at the toilet:
MOISTEN THY BOWL AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE, THOU WRETCHED WATER BEAST!
debm55
(61,390 posts)11. Oh you. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH.
some_of_us_are_sane
(3,488 posts)12. To quote Beyonce....
"If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!"
debm55
(61,390 posts)13. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Thank you , some_of_us_ are_sane.