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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThis is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time.
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This is Lily. Shes been accused of drinking her moms slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)
a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. its a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue.
ALT
youre peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a cars cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retrievers head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.
ALT
1:22 PM · May 11, 2026
@weratedogs.com
This is Lily. Shes been accused of drinking her moms slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)
a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. its a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue.
ALT
youre peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a cars cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retrievers head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.
ALT
1:22 PM · May 11, 2026
This is Lily. Sheâs been accused of drinking her momâs slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)
— WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) 2026-05-11T17:22:10.808Z
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This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. (Original Post)
mahatmakanejeeves
3 hrs ago
OP
That's a frame-up if I've ever seen one. Tell Lily to reach out. We'll defend her...
hlthe2b
3 hrs ago
#1
hlthe2b
(114,535 posts)1. That's a frame-up if I've ever seen one. Tell Lily to reach out. We'll defend her...
BattleRow
(2,662 posts)10. Hey it's only her Bluetooth!
awesomerwb1
(5,140 posts)2. Obviously innocent.
niyad
(133,815 posts)3. Snicker!
rampartd
(4,944 posts)4. nasal profiling
but that tongue is a preponderance of evidence.
mwmisses4289
(4,637 posts)5. Now, mom, you know you bought that slushie for Lily.
You can't change you mind and decide you wanted it after Lily had slurped most of it up.
ms liberty
(11,342 posts)6. What a good girl!
OhioBack2Blue
(194 posts)15. Right? Poor baby was hot and thirsty.
magicarpet
(19,340 posts)7. Caught red handed,..
.... and blue tongued.
With the look of - "It was not me - mom" - on her face.
But Blue food dye #12 gave her away.
Permanut
(8,540 posts)8. Circumstantial evidence!
She'll never do time in the big house without a witness.
Submariner
(13,426 posts)9. Lily is just doing her impression of a Chow Chow

Some people are just so quick to accuse.
swong19104
(656 posts)11. Where is ICE when you need them
Huh? Huh?
calimary
(90,648 posts)12. Very handsome tongue you've got there, Lily!
True blue!
FakeNoose
(42,267 posts)13. What a mean mom ... she only buys BLUE slushies!
AverageOldGuy
(4,129 posts)14. LILY: Plead the 5th Amendment . . .
. . . exercise your Miranda rights, don't talk to anyone until your lawyer arrives.