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1. Screw "most americans!!!1111!!111!!"

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Wed May 14, 2025, 04:15 PM

May 14

I got me my $400 million palace in the sky bribe/"gift"
I got me my billions laundered through my crypto scam
I got me my $250 million to buy me the election so I would let elon plunder the government and get a no-bid FAA contract
I got me my billions with insider-trading pump-and-dump cycles in the stock market
And that's just the tip of the iceberg!!11!!1!

See, I'm smart! I'm a winner! Most americans are losers, but I'm the winner!!!!

Love,
Your favorite president. The best president in all of the history of the universe!!11!

P.S. I forgot to mention how I have masterfully muffled the domestic press. I'm a winner! They have all kissed the ring lest they trigger my ire!!111!! Don't see much, if anything, about the fire hose of money I'm making peddling my influence. We're open for business, baby!!11 Give me a suitable tribute and, if it's deemed sufficient, ka-ching!!!11 You hit the jackpot!!111!!! I'm smart!!1 I'm a winner!!!111+

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Most Americans don't earn enough to afford basic costs of living, analysis finds [View all] BumRushDaShow May 14 OP

Screw "most americans!!!1111!!111!!" PSPS May 14 #1

And EVERYTHING is about to get even worse on that front. What is this country's breaking point? Do people here have one? Karasu May 14 #2

Bad economic policy will continue to weaken us IbogaProject May 14 #3

I have family members that Diamond_Dog May 14 #4

The 60th Percentile of income is $63,000 annually. That's not much in LA, NYC, etc. But, it's decent in many Silent Type May 14 #5

Oh, bullshit. Our beautiful baby girls -- that's 11 years old -- have 30 dolls and 250 pencils . . . progree May 14 #6

he says this shyte while living in a golden palace Skittles May 15 #10

This should be . . . Scubamatt May 14 #7

"people are prone to blame "the other" for their troubles rather than look at the root causes of the problem" BumRushDaShow May 14 #8

$50 per hour minimum wage needs to be our message 24/7 MichMan May 14 #9

Ughh, starting in 1 1/2 hours: Producer Price Index, Retail Sales, Productivity, Unemployment Insurance Claims progree May 15 #11

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