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1. Screw "most americans!!!1111!!111!!"
Wed May 14, 2025, 04:15 PM
May 14

I got me my $400 million palace in the sky bribe/"gift"
I got me my billions laundered through my crypto scam
I got me my $250 million to buy me the election so I would let elon plunder the government and get a no-bid FAA contract
I got me my billions with insider-trading pump-and-dump cycles in the stock market
And that's just the tip of the iceberg!!11!!1!

See, I'm smart! I'm a winner! Most americans are losers, but I'm the winner!!!!

Love,
Your favorite president. The best president in all of the history of the universe!!11!


P.S. I forgot to mention how I have masterfully muffled the domestic press. I'm a winner! They have all kissed the ring lest they trigger my ire!!111!! Don't see much, if anything, about the fire hose of money I'm making peddling my influence. We're open for business, baby!!11 Give me a suitable tribute and, if it's deemed sufficient, ka-ching!!!11 You hit the jackpot!!111!!! I'm smart!!1 I'm a winner!!!111+

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