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Fiendish Thingy

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6. Now that's downright hilarious

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Wed May 13, 2026, 07:53 PM

Wednesday

Trump thinks Vance would be bound by Trump’s protocols-from-beyond-the-grave!

Vance wouldn’t even have to read the letter, but if he did, he could still say, “fuck that shit, I’m the boss now”.

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Trump insider reveals where president left letter for Vance in case he gets assassinated [View all] BumRushDaShow Wednesday OP

So there's hope! mwb970 Wednesday #1

Can we pray for his demise,... or is that too crass ? magicarpet Wednesday #2

And then we get Vance. He's smart and young, as well as evil. CTyankee Wednesday #5

But no nasty, vicious insults on Truth Social like Trump does Polybius Wednesday #8

I just ignore them. I am fearful of the smart repukes. CTyankee Wednesday #9

My fear about a President Vance is... COL Mustard 18 hrs ago #22

He's dying to read it purr-rat beauty Wednesday #3

The letter is up his ass kacekwl Wednesday #4

Now that's downright hilarious Fiendish Thingy Wednesday #6

Exactly. After Trump is gone, Trump is reACTIONary Wednesday #10

He left the letter between the couch cushions where he's sure Vance will find it. Buddyzbuddy Wednesday #7

Dear stupid, I hope you don't be as dumb as president as you were as VP. And learn how to steal like i have been doing Wonder Why Wednesday #11

I shall refrain from making up an 'only to be opened after my death' letter from Trump. Aussie105 Wednesday #12

Why would Iran want to assassinate him? FakeNoose Wednesday #13

Anyone who believes a single word of this story is an idiot Prairie Gates Wednesday #14

We won't have time to blow up Iran, Bayard Wednesday #15

This sounds utterly contrived. Like he would spend time on that. Maru Kitteh Wednesday #16

Sounds like fodder for a writing contest. usonian Wednesday #17

The Iranians aren't dumb enough to try an overt assassination attempt. LudwigPastorius Yesterday #18

yall heard this one about Stalin's letters to Khruschev? raccoon 20 hrs ago #19

"Blow the whole country up" if he gets assassinated? Orrex 18 hrs ago #20

Reminds me of the old joke COL Mustard 18 hrs ago #21

Did he also write a letter to be read in case he chokes on a Big Mac ? or KFC ? eppur_se_muova 13 hrs ago #23

"Trump writes a letter" - lol TBF 13 hrs ago #24