Speeding tickets, tell us about yours. I'll go first.

[Hotler]

I'll save the 95mph in a 55mph for another time.

I was on my motorcycle and got pulled over by a motorcycle cop doing radar. I gave him my paper work and chat-chat-chat, I said, "how about giving me a break?" He said, Whats the capitol of Vermont? I didn't know, he said, Montpelier. Have gave me a ticket. Fast forward about a year, I was out and about again on the bike and low and behold the same motorcycle cop pulled me over. I was on a different bike, he didn't remember me but, I remembered him. I said, "How about giving me a break? He said, Whats the capitol of Vermont? I said "Montpelier". He said, today is your lucky day and closed up his ticket book, got on his bike and left.