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Morbius

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13. I actually posted this joke last week in General Discussion.

Reply to Staph (Original post)

Sat Apr 26, 2025, 08:12 PM

Apr 26

So, there's a chance some of you already know it:

The other day, I saw a man washing his car with his son. And the kid said, "Aw, Dad. Couldn't you just use a sponge?"

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I need some clean jokes! [View all] Staph Apr 26 OP

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Alpeduez21 Apr 26 #1

This message was self-deleted by its author Irish_Dem Apr 26 #9

I just googled "clean jokes for adults" and first link listed 150. have fun! niyad Apr 26 #2

Did you hear North Shore Chicago Apr 26 #3

Here is one that should work and is apropos for the venue sdfernando Apr 26 #4

A woman had twin boys UpInArms Apr 26 #5

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. underpants Apr 26 #6

guy walking past his son's room Skittles Apr 26 #7

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Diamond_Dog Apr 26 #8

Clean jokes? True Dough Apr 26 #10

This message was self-deleted by its author Irish_Dem Apr 26 #11

Google "Clean Jokes." Paladin Apr 26 #12

I actually posted this joke last week in General Discussion. Morbius Apr 26 #13

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? boonecreek Apr 26 #14