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Robb

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5. I know exactly one engineer joke.

Reply to Brother Buzz (Reply #3)

Tue Aug 6, 2013, 10:09 PM

Aug 2013

The optimist sees the glass half full; the pessimist half empty. The engineer says, "Clearly this glass was designed twice as big as it needed to be."

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Lag screw question: [View all] Robb Jul 2013 OP

My god...how many elephants does your kid intend to keep in this treehouse??? ret5hd Jul 2013 #1

Given you are driving the bolt into a tree Wash. state Desk Jet Aug 2013 #2

Overkill? Robb Aug 2013 #4

Smart engineers will tell you to just wait and let the tree grow and fill in the space Brother Buzz Aug 2013 #3

I know exactly one engineer joke. Robb Aug 2013 #5

My son just tagged a UCLA mechanical engineering scholarship Brother Buzz Aug 2013 #6

If it's truly a 1.25" shaft diameter lag bolt, you should have no problem. NYC_SKP Aug 2013 #7

Status report bodine Sep 2014 #8

A standard deck screw can withstand... BobTheSubgenius Sep 2014 #9