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Ohio Joe

(21,896 posts)
5. Fuck you some more EA
Thu May 16, 2013, 11:57 AM
May 2013

So they put out a big patch for this piece of shit... And I am certain you will all be shocked that the patch did not fix a single major bug and only succeeded in making this shitty game even shittier. These assholes have now managed to add even more fucking load times to playing... Plus some fucking weird ass animation on the golfer that makes him look like he is dancing instead of letting you take a fucking shot. They also wiped out everyones stats... Fucking ass hats. Lets see... What else have they managed to fuck up... A number of holes where the wind is reversed from what it shows (shows 10mph going east but is really going west), invisible tree branches that always block tee shots on at least three holes (three I am certain but I suspect several more, I gotta keep a fucking chart to track the fucking bugs so I know when I'm going to be fucked before it happens), bunkers with no way out (oop's, hit THAT bunker... 10 strokes for you asshole), disappearing parts of equipment, landscape and golfer, Clubs that get reset to default shit clubs whenever the game feels like it (oh cool, I get to spend 45 minutes YET FUCKING AGAIN going back to the clubs I want to use), pins that no longer work (oh, did you spend real money on that? Too fucking bad asshole).

Shit design.

Shit coding.

Shit testing.

Pure greed.

Fuck you EA and everyone involved in with this game. Not a single one of you has an once of integrity or give so much as a single shit about gaming... Simply inexcusable for such shit to ever reach market.

Fuck you EA.

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