How to Pretend You're Not High (humor)

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3. Hmm, practical tips.

Not a wake and baker, prefer mine starting in the late afternoon - bedtime. I never thought of Febreeze for clothes, I just use it on carpet or couches. I will have to try this on something I'm not wearing first to see if it's a joke or for real. Sunglasses and eyedrops are tried and true disguise methods along with not speaking. I smoked once during work - big mistake for me - but made it through by keeping busy and my eyes down and not talking to anyone unless I had to and then answering as simply as possible. I never ever smoked before or during work after that.

It's funny, for the first time since I was 17, I don't need to disguise what I do now that medical weed is legal here. It's an amazing transition to be a law abiding citizen for the first time in over 50" years and I'm still not fully adapted, still a little paranoid,