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BOSSHOG

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Fri Mar 14, 2025, 05:17 PM Mar 14

Time for a corny joke or two or three [View all]

My poor knowledge of Greek Mythology has always been my Achilles Elbow

A cliche walks into a bar, fresh as a daisy, cute as a button and sharp as a tack. Not wishing to see her, a synonym walks into a tavern.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, five beers please.

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